Woodpecker Bowtie

A stylish wooden bowtie for the modern gent

Donning my Woodpecker Bowtie to match my Tux tonight

by SuaveGentleman February 11, 2015

Woodpeckered

(Past tense verb). To speak in an unclear, fragmented manner, usually word-to-word, rather than in proper sentences. People might speak like this while enraged, nervous, hesitant, or off their head on alcohol.

"Shut. Shut. Shut the hell up.", woodpeckered Steve.

by Callus_was_me_all_along March 17, 2022

Woodpecker

Heading a football downwards and again on its rebound. Like a "Keep up" in football but with the head and propelling the ball downwards rather than up.

Look at Henry over there, he's just broken the Woodpeckering World Record with 4 woodpeckers!

by Jon Molby September 4, 2023

wadpecker

A wad pecker is somebody who spends their spare time (and in fact all of their time) pecking wads from the floor, and any other place the wads may have been deposited. these foul creatures of the night feed only on semen, anal seepage, and nipple blood.

Dave to Pete:
"Wow, would you look at that wadpecker."
Pete to Dave:
"No, no I wont."
Dave to Pete:
"You're going to rape me, aren't you?"
Pete to Dave:
"Why yes, yes I am."

by penissolderedtoasoldersoldier September 4, 2006

Weedpecker

The noise associated with cashing out a glass bowl that resembles a woodpecker.

Haha, did you hear the weedpecker?

by CUNT SLAYER! September 30, 2010

wordfuckery

Particularly pointless or dumb.
Overly bureaucratic or convoluted.
Mean-spirited or difficult for no good reason.
Something that makes so little sense that it isn’t worth any other response.

If you think you’re going to have a thoughtful discussion with someone who is toxic, be prepared for epic wordfuckery rather than conversational mindfulness.

by senryaku April 26, 2017

the woodpecker

When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously

My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.

by Tsmitnig December 5, 2014