worderer (as in word murderer)

(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.

Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).

Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"

by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 23, 2015

wordlefucker

The person who tells you the answer to Wordle before you have a chance to solve the puzzle yourself.

My friend was so excited at solving Wordle that she told me the answer before I could do the puzzle myself. She is a Wordlefucker.

by Pebbles February 28, 2022 February 28, 2022

wordcel

someone who is with good with words, people with high verbal ability

deep learning vs crypto is a clear divide of rotators vs wordcels. the former offends theorycel aesthetic sensibilities but empirically works to produce absurd miracles. the latter is an insane series of nerd traps and sky high abstraction ladders yet mostly scams

by frankie116 December 22, 2021

frank woodley

One of Austrlia's funniest, most amazing comedians EVER. Part of the renound Lano and Woodley.

I am in love with Frank Woodley because he makes my feet hurt with laughter

by -Owen- April 8, 2008

Wordly

Used to describe when you're verbose, garrulous, loquacious and can't spell.

Sorry I was a little wordly and antipathetic last night..it was all part of God's plan.☘️

by Shougo April 30, 2022

Walter Worden

to beat the ever-loving shit out of someone. the reference comes from a small town in Vermont where a 6'8", 300 pound Home Depot associate lives and works. his sheer size alone sends feat into the heart of others and he could EASILY beat anyone's ass.

dude, stop annoying me or else.
or else what?
or else I'm going to Walter Worden you into the fucking ground!
okay okay...I'm sorry!

by JJRITCH February 21, 2022

snapwaddling wardlemonger

a person who sell penguins illegally off the north atlantic coast of indonesia.

Abdul is such a snapwaddling wardlemonger.

by Anthony Mercuri February 19, 2004