Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.

“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018

Boogie woofer

A device used for the sole purpose of woofing boogies from ones nose holes.

Hey man, you seem to have a massive boogie up your nose hole. You can borrow my boogie woofer if you like.

by Christbird May 16, 2020

Pussy Woofer

An inferior subwoofer that cannot compete with the mainstream brands, and is made of subpar materials that results in lack of bass and early failure rates.

Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"

by Reno Ryder February 11, 2021

Fuckin Woofer

A fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the cute and fluffy variety. can be used to describe any dog

Ey Up, Have you seen that Fuckin Woofer over there, its so fluffy

by Unknown_Ent72 December 14, 2024

Fuckin Woofer

a fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the fluffy or cute variety, can be used in regards to any breed of dog

Ey Up, Have you seen that fuckin woofer over yonder. fluffy little thing innit

by Unknown_Ent72 December 14, 2024

sub woofer

term for someone who eats sandwiches really fast

"i saw a bunch of sub woofers at the stork club last night. Boy! they can eat fast."

"sub woofer? like those girls at the sandwich shop?"

by alltalky February 4, 2025

wooger

The combination of the words weed and booger. A wooger is a chunk of weed that gets in your mouth when smoking joints and blunts. They usually more resin than plant.

Aye bro, you got a wooger on your lip.

by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016