Similar to that's what she said, but more general.
To take whatever was just said, and think about it in a sexual tense. Often both highly amusing and crude.
A novice will point out the obvious, like "That's really hard." Wombat.
A master will put twists on the unexpected, like "When was the last time you washed this? It smells horrible!" Wombat.
To take whatever was just said, and think about it in a sexual tense. Often both highly amusing and crude.
A novice will point out the obvious, like "That's really hard." Wombat.
A master will put twists on the unexpected, like "When was the last time you washed this? It smells horrible!" Wombat.
(While John is doing homework)
Jim: "Hey man, what's up?"
John: "Would you quiet down? I'm trying to finish!"
Jim: "WOMBAT!"
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Student: "This test is too hard!"
Teacher: "Just shut up and take it."
Student: "WOMBAT!"
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(Talking about a car)
Mechanic 1: "It pulls a little hard to the right, but is still a really nice ride."
Mechanic 2: "WOMBAT!"
Jim: "Hey man, what's up?"
John: "Would you quiet down? I'm trying to finish!"
Jim: "WOMBAT!"
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Student: "This test is too hard!"
Teacher: "Just shut up and take it."
Student: "WOMBAT!"
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(Talking about a car)
Mechanic 1: "It pulls a little hard to the right, but is still a really nice ride."
Mechanic 2: "WOMBAT!"
by JacksonCurtis October 17, 2009
A person who eatsout , has sex with, and then ejaculates on his partner and then leaves never to return
that "Wombat" hit her up last night
by Venicii April 29, 2010
by tag325 September 02, 2009
by -_- May 08, 2005
A way of intensifying your buzz. Take a big hit of a joint, bong, pipe or any other smoking mechanism, and hold your toke in. While the toke is being held in take a shot of liquor or a big chug of beer. Swallow the liquid then exhale the toke.
Andy: what's up man I got some chronic buds here?
Justin: Right on, I got some whisky.
Both: Yes! Let's do some wombats!
Justin: Right on, I got some whisky.
Both: Yes! Let's do some wombats!
by Spunk85 December 04, 2007
A person who urinates in a public swimming pool.
by Abdul Clamwacker March 21, 2003
by Muffinking April 29, 2012