Wombat

Similar to that's what she said, but more general.
To take whatever was just said, and think about it in a sexual tense. Often both highly amusing and crude.

A novice will point out the obvious, like "That's really hard." Wombat.

A master will put twists on the unexpected, like "When was the last time you washed this? It smells horrible!" Wombat.

(While John is doing homework)
Jim: "Hey man, what's up?"
John: "Would you quiet down? I'm trying to finish!"
Jim: "WOMBAT!"
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Student: "This test is too hard!"
Teacher: "Just shut up and take it."
Student: "WOMBAT!"
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(Talking about a car)
Mechanic 1: "It pulls a little hard to the right, but is still a really nice ride."
Mechanic 2: "WOMBAT!"

by JacksonCurtis October 17, 2009

Wombat

A person who eatsout , has sex with, and then ejaculates on his partner and then leaves never to return

that "Wombat" hit her up last night

by Venicii April 28, 2010

wombat

In a volleyball match, when your team wins a 5 game series 3-0. Also known as a sweep.

Man, we totally got that wombat..

by tag325 September 1, 2009

wombat

mammal: good for eats!

and kids, always remember to eat two wombats a day

by -_- May 7, 2005

wombat

A way of intensifying your buzz. Take a big hit of a joint, bong, pipe or any other smoking mechanism, and hold your toke in. While the toke is being held in take a shot of liquor or a big chug of beer. Swallow the liquid then exhale the toke.

Andy: what's up man I got some chronic buds here?

Justin: Right on, I got some whisky.

Both: Yes! Let's do some wombats!

by Spunk85 December 31, 2007

Wombat

A person who urinates in a public swimming pool.

Look at that little wombat.

by Abdul Clamwacker March 21, 2003

Wombat

An unshaven vagina, often used in reference to Japanese porn.

That girl needs to have her wombat professionally groomed!

by Muffinking October 3, 2012