Wife Or Girlfriend
Singular of WAG (Wives And Girlfriends)
A female who is overpublicised, vacuous, anorexic,. Usually found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by their orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the purpose of pleasuring the England football team, but in reality with the intention of being photographed obtaining fashion advice from chief WOG Mrs. Beckham in the hope that this will lead to a future appearance on "celebrity love island".
Singular of WAG (Wives And Girlfriends)
A female who is overpublicised, vacuous, anorexic,. Usually found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by their orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the purpose of pleasuring the England football team, but in reality with the intention of being photographed obtaining fashion advice from chief WOG Mrs. Beckham in the hope that this will lead to a future appearance on "celebrity love island".
Person 1: Look at that WAG !
Person 2: That's not a WAG, that's a WOG
Person 1: What's a WOG?
Person 2: A Wife OR Girlfriend
Person 1: Then what's a WAG???? ps I am a retard
Person 2: A WAG stands for Wives AND Girlfriends. A Singular person cannot be both a Wife and Girlfriend.
Person 1: So the singular of WAG is WOG right?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 2: That's not a WAG, that's a WOG
Person 1: What's a WOG?
Person 2: A Wife OR Girlfriend
Person 1: Then what's a WAG???? ps I am a retard
Person 2: A WAG stands for Wives AND Girlfriends. A Singular person cannot be both a Wife and Girlfriend.
Person 1: So the singular of WAG is WOG right?
Person 2: Yes.
by Karl McLoven June 13, 2011
Get the WOGmug. by DJ Pink Sock October 18, 2008
Get the wog itmug. (verb - wogging)
(noun - to wog) When you're really fucking buzzing, and you just go into a bare chill...
(noun - to wog) When you're really fucking buzzing, and you just go into a bare chill...
Nick: I'm wogging to fuck mate
Parmie: saaaaaaafe. I'm about to wog
Matt: I'm all wogged out
Jools: wwwwooooooooooooogggggggggg!!!
Rich: this joint has got me bare wogging
Parmie: saaaaaaafe. I'm about to wog
Matt: I'm all wogged out
Jools: wwwwooooooooooooogggggggggg!!!
Rich: this joint has got me bare wogging
by Dodders May 10, 2008
Get the woggingmug. by lucky15 March 1, 2010
Get the woggedmug. The act of stealing. The act of theft. This is a modern usage of the derivative word, Wog. A Wog is anyone who is not white and, British, Canadian, Australian, American, Israeli etc.
Wogs are considered to be completely without scruples, and have no hesitation in stealing someones goods and selling them. Wogs cannot organise their own affairs and are therefore reliant on corruption
Wogs are considered to be completely without scruples, and have no hesitation in stealing someones goods and selling them. Wogs cannot organise their own affairs and are therefore reliant on corruption
1) Listen up you bastard, if I find out you were the one who has been wogging my records and selling them I will cut your balls off and shove them up your arse.
2)Look at this lot they would rather go out wogging than earn an honest days wage. Well thats Brixton for you
2)Look at this lot they would rather go out wogging than earn an honest days wage. Well thats Brixton for you
by Reg Varney February 18, 2008
Get the woggingmug. When a wet dog attempts to get rid of the water in its coat by shaking back and forth. Alternatively, it can apply to people who lack the basic hygiene to dry themselves off after shower and get water all over the floor.
"Fiddo was wogging all over the carpet after coming in from the rain."
"John was wogging on the floor because he's a slob."
"John was wogging on the floor because he's a slob."
by ThatDudeYouMightOrMightNotKnow September 25, 2011
Get the Woggingmug. italians and greeks maltese. not try hard middle easterns making europeans look bad. they have no where near the same class or culture.
by don chich March 17, 2008
Get the wogmug.