WOG

Wife Or Girlfriend
Singular of WAG (Wives And Girlfriends)

A female who is overpublicised, vacuous, anorexic,. Usually found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by their orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the purpose of pleasuring the England football team, but in reality with the intention of being photographed obtaining fashion advice from chief WOG Mrs. Beckham in the hope that this will lead to a future appearance on "celebrity love island".
Person 1: Look at that WAG !
Person 2: That's not a WAG, that's a WOG
Person 1: What's a WOG?
Person 2: A Wife OR Girlfriend
Person 1: Then what's a WAG???? ps I am a retard
Person 2: A WAG stands for Wives AND Girlfriends. A Singular person cannot be both a Wife and Girlfriend.
Person 1: So the singular of WAG is WOG right?
Person 2: Yes.
by Karl McLoven June 14, 2011
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wog it

To steal or thieve something, usually which has little value.
See that baccy on the table over there, im gonna wog it !
by DJ Pink Sock August 29, 2008
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wogging

(verb - wogging)
(noun - to wog) When you're really fucking buzzing, and you just go into a bare chill...
Nick: I'm wogging to fuck mate

Parmie: saaaaaaafe. I'm about to wog

Matt: I'm all wogged out

Jools: wwwwooooooooooooogggggggggg!!!

Rich: this joint has got me bare wogging
by Dodders May 10, 2008
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wogged

To capture an opponent's piece at chess.
Hacker left his rook en prise so I wogged it off with my bishop.
by lucky15 March 01, 2010
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wogging

The act of stealing. The act of theft. This is a modern usage of the derivative word, Wog. A Wog is anyone who is not white and, British, Canadian, Australian, American, Israeli etc.
Wogs are considered to be completely without scruples, and have no hesitation in stealing someones goods and selling them. Wogs cannot organise their own affairs and are therefore reliant on corruption
1) Listen up you bastard, if I find out you were the one who has been wogging my records and selling them I will cut your balls off and shove them up your arse.

2)Look at this lot they would rather go out wogging than earn an honest days wage. Well thats Brixton for you
by Reg Varney February 19, 2008
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Wogging

When a wet dog attempts to get rid of the water in its coat by shaking back and forth. Alternatively, it can apply to people who lack the basic hygiene to dry themselves off after shower and get water all over the floor.
"Fiddo was wogging all over the carpet after coming in from the rain."

"John was wogging on the floor because he's a slob."
by ThatDudeYouMightOrMightNotKnow September 25, 2011
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wog

italians and greeks maltese. not try hard middle easterns making europeans look bad. they have no where near the same class or culture.
italian are wog chich
by don chich March 17, 2008
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