shave the whales

My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding

Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales

by Colte the Pirate January 5, 2007

Flying whales

Flying whales is a statement used when something is just so amazing.

Additional adjectives- great or giant for example, can be added to make the statement stronger.

"I'm pregnant!" "Great flying whales! I'm so happy for you!"

"10/10 flying whales for you."

by iamdogbork July 18, 2019

pod of whales

A group of fat people simultaneously wearing the same large shirt

Bryan's favorite sport was participating in the pod of whales

by The305 November 11, 2019

Prince of Whales

Son of the King of Whales, heir to the throne of the Ocean kingdom. President Trump met with him in 2019.

“I just met with the Queen of England (U.K.), the Prince of Whales, the P.M. of the United Kingdom, the P.M. of Ireland, the President of France and the President of Poland. We talked about ‘Everything!’” - President Trump via Twitter.

by Trumplodyte June 13, 2019

nuke the whales

Whales are the downfall of modern earth. Did you know that every time a whale ejaculates, it emits over 400 gallons of semen. Their semen contains marlox which has a certain potency of acid to kill all the fish in the ocean ecosystem. We have to kill those fucking whales. If you are a fisherman and you see a whale, immedietly take out your harpoon equiped with c4's and fire it straight into the eye of the beast.

Whales have extremely large penis', if we nuke the whales the ocean is saved.

by Steven McTowelie May 4, 2006

theme park whales

Those ridiculously fat people who hang around in theme parks or amusement parks, even though they can't possibly fit on the rides. Often surounded by their calfs, those babies too young to enjoy any of the rides. Basically, they have no purpose there other than to wait in long lines for food.

Look out, Bob! It's a pod of theme park whales!

by krazyglu February 12, 2007

Totally Whales

1: Something that is totally awesome

2: Something that is raddass and rocks out

3: Something that describes the country Whales

1: You beat Through Fire and Flames on Expert? That Totally Whales

2: You know Christian Mu's little brother? He Totally Whales at the Synthesizer

3: That guys outfit is Totally Whales

by Christian Mu June 19, 2008