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Well by Pretty&petite May 31, 2026
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Well
A humorous rating system used to express how attractive someone is without actually giving a number. Instead of saying "she's a 7" or "she's a 10," you respond with a drawn-out "well..." The longer and more dramatic the "well," the higher the rating.
Scale examples:
3/10: "weell"
5/10: "wwwweeeeellllll"
8/10: "wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeellllllllll"
10/10 (Kettle Boil): "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll"
Verb: to well (someone)
Scale examples:
3/10: "weell"
5/10: "wwwweeeeellllll"
8/10: "wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeellllllllll"
10/10 (Kettle Boil): "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll"
Verb: to well (someone)
Colin saw a girl walk into the café and immediately let out a
"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll."
Everyone present agreed that Colin had just performed a full kettle boil.
Usage:
"What do you think of her?"
"Mate... wwwwwwweeeeeeeellllllllll."
"Right, so you'd rag it?."
"Well, yeah"
Kettle Boil: The highest possible well. Reserved for sightings so rare that normal speech is no longer sufficient. 🚨🫖
"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll."
Everyone present agreed that Colin had just performed a full kettle boil.
Usage:
"What do you think of her?"
"Mate... wwwwwwweeeeeeeellllllllll."
"Right, so you'd rag it?."
"Well, yeah"
Kettle Boil: The highest possible well. Reserved for sightings so rare that normal speech is no longer sufficient. 🚨🫖
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well. by chriskimlover12 October 20, 2019
Well!
The way old people admit that they're wrong. Or I guess it's what they say when they don't want to admit they're wrong. Just imagine a grandma with her hands on her hips and an angry frown on her face because you outsmarted her, and that's essentially what this word means.
Well! by Regina4047 November 8, 2023
Well-being
Well-being is a noun which means the state of being comfortable, healthy, or happy. It is used to refer to the physical, psychological, spiritual, social and economic state of an individual or group. It constitutes a measure of the quality of life with high levels giving a positive experience while low levels give rise to dissatisfaction possibly leading to depression or anti-social acts.
Well-being by AKACroatalin August 22, 2016