weekend gangsta

Anyone who is part of a gang and goes to school, but never puts in work or hits up anyone. Uses the fact that he's in a gang to intimidate others, but inside, he's a little pussy.

Guy 1: What the fuck you lookin at?

Guy 2: Man what foo, you think you harder than me?

Guy 1: You won't do shit. You just a weekend gangsta!

by Mega Millions November 22, 2010

Weekend at the cottage

Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.

Clayton wanted to do something nice for Matt, so he treated him to a weekend at the cottage.

by mitch71h November 20, 2014

Weekend Friend

A person who you don't normally associate with except for on weekends. Also a person who you don't normally associate with unless they have something to offer.

Girl #1: "I don't have any money for the bar this weekend..."
Girl #2 "OH! Call up your weekend friend, she'll foot the bill!"
Girl #1: "Good idea!"

by Nikichik December 5, 2009

weekend noob

flocks of noobs start coming around slowly on thursday. you can feel their vibe during the game, which is often a snotty attitude topped off with im greater than you type of talk. then friday-sunday it hits. they usually are younger kids that are still in school and play on the weekends, or are groups of buddies that come over each other houses and dont know what in the hell they are doing and are somehow always on your damn team. they are often rude and talk trash talk to the point where you dont want to play anymore because you feel childish playing a game with such immature people. you can however mute the weekend noobs or simply leave the room but you will then again see... you guessed it, more noobs. the worst weekend noob game of all time is HALO. mainly because the audience of that game is people of a younger age. socom, is completely and utterly horrible come the weekends. people who play online games know what im talking about... i hope, i am writing this on a friday oh shit their here, help!!!

(weekend noob)hey can i join your clan?

(me) yeah sure, but. it depends on how much your on, we play a lot.

(weekend noob) oh ok,i only play on the weekends is that cool ?

noob has been fragged and raped

by robert lee hayes III October 10, 2008

Weekend Wifey

The girl you’re smashing, cashing out, and caking on the weekend without putting up with her Monday through Friday bullshit.

I lowkey blacked out with my weekend wifey on Saturday.

I called my weekend wifey an ubes on Sunday night.

by Seagoose May 12, 2018

Weekend Banana

Dick for the weekend/one night stand

Oh hey babe, want some of my weekend banana?

by Fortnite_epicman October 28, 2019

weekend syndrome

When you're so burned out by all you've had to do Monday through Friday that you just want to party, watch TV, etcetera the whole weekend and are unwilling to do anything important.

In extreme cases, you might be so tired that you end up wasting the entire weekend by doing things that are not only unproductive, but not even particularly interesting.

JOE: Hey what'd you do this weekend?
STEVE: Saw two movies, partied, did nothing important had fun.
JOE: Well, it was a long week, so I guess weekend syndrome is okay.
BOB: I basically spent the whole weekend playing solitaire, watching random YouTube clips, and reading random trivia on Wikipedia. So not only did I waste the whole weekend, but I didn't even waste it on anything particularly interesting.
STEVE: Dude, that's extreme weekend syndrome. What the frick did you have to do during the week?

by Daedalus Suburbanus September 29, 2010