wank

Something that is offensively crap, lame, or generally bollocks.

wank by feiticeira December 16, 2002

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I take care of my morning wood with a good wank!

wank by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021

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wank by Jewish April 1, 2003

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Verb - The act of readjusting ones underwear vigorously during a film on channel 5 (uk).

wank by CITA September 14, 2003

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1) British term referring to the male method of relieving sexual tension; esp. used by those males with no relationships

2) Masturbating

I was caught wanking in the showers at school.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman

wank by Wayne Kerr May 13, 2005

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To vigorously and repeatedly move the handle of a mechanical device.

As in this instruction to the crew of a small boat in trouble:

"Come on, wank that pump handle or this bloody cow will sink..."

wank by Coxswain January 11, 2006

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Wank

to masterbate, to slap it, to jack it, to smack it, to fondle oneself.

Wank by yeee yo May 11, 2006

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