The art of a female queefing in the face of another person of lesser awesomeness or alternatively, in the face of a significant other whilst not paying attention. Hence; wafting them with tuna.
Boy sits staring at his game of Modern Warfare. Girl says "i'm gonna tuna waft him." girl sneaks up behind him and then lets out a loud queef on his head, everyone laughs....except the boy.
He's just been Tuna Wafted.
He's just been Tuna Wafted.
by Stokley_51 April 26, 2011
Get the Tuna Waftmug. when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand
"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand
by Jack Barker January 5, 2008
Get the shaft the waftmug. Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.
by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013
Get the Intellectual Fart Waftingmug. Person 1: dude that guy over there just totally got me to pay all his depts off a few months ago and still hasn't paid me back.I would steer clear of him.
Person 2: damn what a shit waft. I'll definitely steer clear of him
Person 2: damn what a shit waft. I'll definitely steer clear of him
by Mattartmancurt07 May 31, 2024
Get the Shit waftmug. When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.
by SouthJaw July 13, 2012
Get the toilet waftingmug. by Seattlepeoples420 February 16, 2020
Get the Duty Waftingmug. Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.
by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019
Get the arse waftmug.