butt wafting

The rediculous notion that when spooning the little spoons butt odor shoots up through the covers right into the nostrils of the big spoon.

Ewwww tyler i am catching a nasty butt wafting effect.

by TR+EW=Buttwaft(apparently) February 25, 2008

shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand

"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand

by Jack Barker December 14, 2007

Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.

The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.

by Creamsodatheory May 13, 2013

Duty Wafting

When you fart and it smells like doodoo because you need to poop

Yo dude I'm totally duty wafting right now

by Seattlepeoples420 February 17, 2020

Doggie Waft

The faint smell of poo when you are having sexual intercourse doggie style.

I was pumping this slapper the other night, her doggie waft was horrendous.

by Doggie101 February 24, 2022

toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 12, 2012

log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 25, 2022