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Vulcan Fingers

When you beat off and your dribbling cum dries and sticks between your index and ring fingers to the adjacent fingers creating the famous, but sticky, V shaped Spock Vulcan Salute.
Roger beat his meat and blew his load. His cum trickled diwn his hand. Rather than wiping them off, he let them dry to create Vulcan Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2015
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vulch

In the context of an online flight simulator: To shoot and kill a plane attempting to take off on the runway.

This was likely derived from players circling an enemy airfield like vulchers once anti-aircraft defences were destroyed.

This can ultimately be considered the "original" online gaming slang definition, owing its roots to the very first graphicly based massively multiplayer online game, Air Warrior in the late 1980's.
I tried to take off but they vulched me!
by "Murdr" September 23, 2008
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vulcan death fart

An extremely stinky release of foul gasses emitted from a persons ass. usually makes people sick and causes them to leave.
Mr. edpettit cut a vulcan death fart and half of the class left. He needs to improve his diet!
by loser edpettit April 23, 2008
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Vulch

Verb: To steal a person's food without them noticing.
Guy 1: Dude, I just vulched from that guy over there. He has no idea what just happened.
Guy 2: Awesome!
by ThereisnoSpoonman June 27, 2010
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Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman with two fingers of one hand in both holes at the same time
I gave my bird a serious session of the vulcan last night and she creamed all over my hand
by Mr Mong November 29, 2004
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Vulcan Death Glare

A glare that is given with so much anger and hatred that you feel frozen and can't move from it's intensity
Seymour: Jeez, did you see that Vulcan Death Glare he gave me? I couldn't react it was so scary!

Monty: Yea, I thought he was going to try and kill you!
by McScary January 13, 2009
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Vulcan Clap

(aka the Vulcan High Five) The act of inserting the index and middle fingers in the pussy and the ring and pinky fingers in the ass. Inserting the second hand the same way and proceeding to clap or high five yourself.
Joe: How did it go with Jenny ?
Tom: It was the best, I gave her the Vulcan Clap.
by Vulcan++ June 28, 2018
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