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virtual family kingdom

Virtual Family Kingdom is a magical place where ignorance is bliss. It was a clever ploy to take advantage of noobs and creep out anyone who knows a thing or two about MMOs and laws pertaining to them. Unfortunately for the game's creators, people are on to their scheme.
I would play Virtual Family Kingdom, but I don't enjoy games that smell.
by Jhandley111 December 27, 2008
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virtual bitch slap

Any form of damage or disparagement, which can be done without the need for proximity, directed to another person who has been labeled a bitch.
"The little troll spamming the comment section of my post needs a virtual bitch slap"
by b1tchcakes December 14, 2016
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virtual reality

Where you can watch porn in a whole new different level
Who needs prostitutes when you have virtual reality
by USCFOOTBALL August 29, 2016
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Virtual Sexy-Shop (VSS)

A Virtual Sexy-Shop (VSS) is when you and your romantic partner shop for something sexy to use together; a new article of clothing, a pair of shoes or a sex-toy. The difference is that the shopper goes alone and takes pictures of the different options while wearing the item in the change room! After texting their top picks to their partner, a choice is made, purchased and the date is set to try it out!
Hey, I'd love to have a pair of Lucite shoes. Let's do a Virtual Sexy-Shop (VSS)!
by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014
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virtual hoe

A girl who only hoe's around online and media but when you are with her in person they are not down in what they say.
This girl is such a virtual hoe, she sent me 3 nudes last night, but in person she won't even let me touch her.
by DS66 May 7, 2016
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Virtual Leap Cruncher

A Virtual Leap Cruncher (VLC) is a metaphysical experience whose purpose is to disrupt the focus and concentration of a remote individual by another person with specific training and sufficient experience to deliver the disruptive force through a leap of the mind which is capable of transcending the barriers of space and time. A VCL is not intended to inflict physical or mental harm but rather is designed to disorient the recipient via an unexpected metaphysical encounter (the crunch) elevating the recipient to a new plane of awareness. The new insights gained by the recipient may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or a lifetime.
1. Dave delivered a virtual leap cruncher that confused Gary for two hours.
2. I was hesitant to deliver a virtual leap cruncher.
by Gary Schroeder November 23, 2020
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virtual gunfighter

a poser, combat veteran wannabe. AKA playstation commando, or basement ninja. SOmebody who plays too many video games and thinks that they are a weapons expert. When out of the basement, they can be found spreading misinformation about weapons based on the "information menu" on the game's weapon's menu. They are easy to spot, and use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or they insist that a 9mm will shoot through a block wall.
Generally the closest these generally harmless folk come to actually shooting a real gun is the gun's AIRSOFT counterpart.
They have no idea what firearms safety is, have never read the "10 Commandments of Range Safety, and when they reach 21, the first thing they buy is a Glock 19 with a laser. They are often suprised that the laser is an aiming device, not a guidance system for the bullet.
When corrected, their reactions can be anything from mild embarrassment to a militant rage.
Fun to watch at gunshows when they fondle a real gun and are amazed that it is so heavy.
That virtual gunfighter just shot himself in the foot, better call 911.
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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