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a band where 2 slipknot founders made a band. BUT THEY ARE NOT SLIPKNOT 2 SO STOP FUCKING COMPARING THEM TO EACH OTHER.
man 1: have you heard of vended?

man 2: yeah, Corey Taylor's son band

man 1: yeah but dont compare them to slipknot, they are completely different from there fathers
by tdogino November 19, 2021
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NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out
by Geo raptor October 5, 2021
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Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.
Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.
by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022
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Vend

Some kid that nearly got star THREE TIMES cause he's so dog shit but somehow he got 2 stars on Untitled Hood

He's a little Thai shitter who plays dh everyday and he got dumped by his gf twice for another dude LL
Vend is my son
Vend has no paypal
Vend gets dumped 24/7
by AsianDahoodian June 18, 2022
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