Vermont

Save haven to pests of all kinds such as hippies, hicks, hillbillies, and homos. Prides itself on cheese, maple syrup, and ice cream, so fat people, take your self-consciousness-driven anger out on any Vermonter you see. Otherwise known for having nothing going on. Sales tax does exist there, but who cares, anyone with money to spend stays FAR away. Also has group of residents who want to willingly secede and create an independent country. Let 'em go. When we annex Cuba, we'll have an even 50 again.

Vermonter: I had nothing to do all year, so I decided to shoot up road signs, ride my snomobile, hunt, and drink cheap beer.
Other Vermonter: I'm in a perpetual acid flashback, and am under the impression that you have just sprung a third arm which is attracting all the woodland creatures.
3rd Vermonter: I'm a carpet muncher

by SitreadyRow March 28, 2009

Vermont

state with Ben and Jerry's, trees everywhere, and winding crappy roads

I ate good ice cream in Vermont

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Vermont

Vermont, a place with a bunch of hillbillies and hippies live, there are more cows than people, and half the people here dont use deoderant and colonge,

Person 1 - Hey are you from Vermont
Person 2 - Yea Why?
Person 3 - You smell, are you not using deoderant?

by nananananananananananananana July 18, 2012

vermont

A bad place full of crazy liberals, communists, socialists, and cross burners.the favorite past time of vermonters is to complain about their neighbors, mine is complain about this state. it is a place where grimy hippies will put a fake ticket on your car and let you know your driving an SUV. THANKS HIPPIES. just for that i now enjoy watering my trees with gasoline. Save Big Oil, kill a tree!!!!!

"hey fred isn't vermont the best"
"no johnny its full of scum bag democrats."

by BBBjr May 30, 2007

Vermont

A state with Not much at all. Lots of trees, and that's it. Kind of boring.

James: I just got back from Vermont.

Thomas: How was it?
James: how was what?

by Ram Seaney January 10, 2017

Vermont

the worst place on earth to live. no one is here (unless you're up by burlington), no people, 45+ minute drives to anywhere.

at least we have cabot, bernie sanders, maple syrup, and the god send, ben and jerry's

man, vermont has absolutely nothing

by rainxyxo August 20, 2020

Vermont

what the hell is this state i didnt even know it existed

“vermont sucks and its boring and sucks ass”
“i know”

by MAXIEDONG August 24, 2021