by LilMega September 1, 2020
Get the Vaush Derangement Syndrome (VDS) mug.Permanently altering a man’s ability to reproduce by kicking him in the balls or standing on the balls and crushing them.
Dan wanted to make sure he could not father any children so he had me kick him in the nuts repeatedly, giving him a
Foot Vasectomy.
Foot Vasectomy.
by AileronGirl August 19, 2007
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Having an unhealthy obsession over Leftist Youtuber Vaush as a result of getting owned by him in a debate. Most notoriuos people with PTVD are Sargon of Akkad and Stefan Molyneux.
Friend: Man Sargon of Akkad is obsessed with Vaush.
Me: I know. He has Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder.
Me: I know. He has Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder.
by Sasha-Star May 29, 2020
Get the Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder mug.Vasetripping is the act of using a vaseline based product for recreational use, such brands are vaseline, vaporub, tigerbalm and many others, This shouldnt be abused, the effects are very similar to LSD And is used to trick little kids into thinking you can use vaporub as a drug, syl12;)
by CrowIsDumb March 17, 2021
Get the Vasetripping mug.Liam : hey Phil , wondering how court went today? Cant be that bad as you were only working on a roof without scaffolding.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service
Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.
Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service
Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.
Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.
by Phil1984250 September 25, 2019
Get the No Vaseline mug.With extreme anger and hostility toward another person, vengeful and showing no mercy or sugarcoating; usually used in conjunction with "Fucked" or "Raped".
"Kelly was so pissed, she tore into her boss without the Vaseline and was immediately fired."
"Don't test me today, cause I'll rape your ass without the Vaseline."
"Don't test me today, cause I'll rape your ass without the Vaseline."
by Spencer1980 October 18, 2008
Get the Without the Vaseline mug.A pair of jeans, too tight for a man to wear, thus cutting off circulation of the lower extremities, especially the package. As made popular by the Atypical Sports Show podcast www.atypicalsportsshow.com
Man, look how tight those vasecto-jeans are. You can see the sweat rolling down his leg and everything.
by m1zzark September 19, 2009
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