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varicose vaj

N: A former sloot. An older woman who, in her former days, was a total slut. She may still be a slut, but a more reserved one. Must be at least 50 yrs to be considered a varicose vaj.
Guy 1: Dude, I was on my last leg so I had to go home with her. She was my last chance. But when I woke up I realized I just fucked a varicose vaj.

Guy 2: Uggh! That's so gross.. I don't know if I can talk to you anymore.
by CakeBadger April 4, 2014
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Variegated Bougie

A person that can chameleon back and forth between their poor roots and their newfound bougie-ness
Karen can be such a variegated bougie with her grown out roots and gucci purse.
by Sweetserendipity1237 July 11, 2019
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Varia

Greek name

Gorgeous and funny. She is sweet and very smart. Someone you can always talk to, she's always there for everyone and is a great listener. She's the life of the party. Very protective of the ones she loves. But she can make you cry if you get on her bad side. She's unique.
Varia is the best!
Varia is so beautiful...
by someoneyoualreadyknow November 20, 2021
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vardig

a person's underwear.
Driggs did Boo Boo in his vardig. Hey, it is shit.
by R Muk March 25, 2008
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metasyntactic variable

A metasyntactic variable is a word that is used by programmers in place of an object, number or idea under discussion.

The most common system of metasyntactic variables is: foo, bar, baz, qux, quux, quuux...
if (foo > bar)
baz += qux

else
baz += quux
by shimaspawn December 7, 2004
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Variety Muffins

noun
1. An industrial sized pack of freshly made delicious muffins bought at Costcos, often coming in a variety such as chocolate chip, blueberry, and poppy seed.

adjective
1. Extremely good; outstanding.

exclamation
used to indicate approval or pleasure

ORIGIN see first definition
"I find that idea to be variety muffins."

"What do you think?"
"Variety muffins!"
by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher January 17, 2007
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