valittie

The sweetest girl you will ever meet with a heart the size of Texas and Mexico put together. With beautiful blue eyes and a smile that could make a Scrooge into a Saint. She is the type of friend anyone would be lucky to have. Shes got a contagious smile, you can help but be happy around her. But if you piss her off you've done fucked up, you better move out of state or some shit. She is as unique as her name and the type of girl Aphrodite looks down and smiles upon

Theres Valittie over there omg wow

by JustJack442 June 16, 2014

Vagitis

In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."

Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"

by Coogs315 January 4, 2014

vagiting

The constant tingling in the vaginal area Due to arousal of the hormones

He makes me vagiting just at the thought of him kissing me all over my naked body.

by Princess Jewels September 20, 2016

Vagitty

The middle of a large pair of breasts, this is where you tit f*** your chick.

That thots vagitty is showing! We need to add her to the big vagitty committee!

by JLew33 May 8, 2019

Vanity Wall

A wall covered with someone’s academic achievements and awards, photos of their posing with some VIPs or ministers, including art paintings and frames of rare stamps and coins.

Guesstimate what percentage of the world’s population in the developed world have a vanity wall at home to impress their relatives, friends, and visitors.

by MathPlus October 7, 2021

vanity search

To search one's own name on an Internet search engine such as Google, Yahoo, etc.

I cannot believe my pr0n pictures come up first everytime I do a vanity search.

by Luke P November 16, 2005

Vanity Tweet

These are tweets sent out by Twitterers with a vast collection of followers, but who only follow a handful themselves. Generally the celeb end of the spectrum.

Noted for inanity and the transparent 'need to be appreciated' usually displayed by the sender.

When Shakespeare said 'All the world's a stage...' He didn't mean this.

{on the phone}

Kelly: Kim Kardashian has just had a Mocha Latte! She was going to have a biscotti, but can't risk the calories!
Dan: Honey, I'm... um, thrilled about Kim's "Vanity Tweet", but I've got to get back to designing this hydroelectric plant we're building in the Caucasus.

by Inside Guide to London April 22, 2010