Vapours

The particles of "air" that are omitted from your anal sphincter prior to emptying your bowels...NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FART!
Vapours simply seep out of your bottom without pushing.

"Hey Andy have you farted?"

"Nope but I do need a s**t"

"Aha...best you go park it then...your vapours are pure eggs man"

by BFREASH February 17, 2010

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vapuous

The dreaded combo personality trait of being both vapid and vacuous. A person who is both extremely lifeless, and major league stupid.

Not even a brain transplant, ten Red Bulls and a cattle prod could save Jane from being totally vapuous.

by Mr Knuckles August 15, 2008

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Vappu • Vapping • vapour lock • vagpuz • Vapours • Vapourwave • Vapped • Vagpuntaskoty • vagpunzel • Vagpuss

Both the name of a chain of stores in San Diego county, California, and used to refer to the products they sell -- electronic cigarettes that are rechargeable and refillable with nicotine fluid. Occasionally, the nicotine fluid is replaced with hash oil or something else to this extent. Teenagers refer to these handheld vaporizers (with THC instead of nicotine) as "G pens". Electronic cigarettes are mainly used by teenagers and adult nerds.

Dude! I went to Vapure in O-side and got an Ego Twist. It cost like $200.

>Dude, I swear to god, you're just going to go back to smoking.

Nah brah.

by WHATWHATWHATWHAT January 8, 2013

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vappe

When you vape and rape at the same time

"did you know that there's a vapper across the road

by Teachers naked is good August 12, 2018

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Vix Vapour Rub

Something you can rub on your chest or a girl on myspace that changes her myspace a lot and doesn't find it funny when you write Vix on your chest and say LOL at it. :|

"I got a cold lark, give us some vix vapour rub babes!"

"rrr ai that Vix Vapour Rub is changing her myspace again!"

by VixVapourRubLark July 27, 2007

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