* when introducing yourself to a girl, and she asks you for your name *
“What’s you’re name again?”
“Valentino, like the brand”.
“What’s you’re name again?”
“Valentino, like the brand”.
by John103749/61 November 21, 2021
Get the Valentinomug. by agagetgadaegdaaaaaaaggga March 16, 2022
Get the valentinomug. by valmadeit May 25, 2023
Get the valentinomug. Valentino is 5 % black but nigga is his FAVORITE vocabulary word, Valentino likes to make it seem like he’s fucking known but NOBODY knows this BUMMY ass nigga bruh. He’s lame and in the face he’s a good -2/10 females if u read this DON'T GO OUT W HIM.
by weareviezsexual June 9, 2022
Get the Valentino#0006mug. I love you so much Valentino you need to do better you’ll make it far one day I know you will. We don’t talk anymore but I keep you in my prayers.
Valentino I love you
by Anonymously033 August 25, 2023
Get the Valentinomug. Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018
Get the Xavier Valentino Edwardsmug. by H… June 22, 2022
Get the Valentinomug.