vagenda

A term used when the female in the relationship is primarily responsible for making plans and keeping the calendar for the couple or family.

Boyfriend/husband says to friend, "Dinner on Friday? I don't know if we already have plans or not. I'll have to check the vagenda."

by Angela S April 13, 2006

Vagidandruff

The phenomenon of having pubic hair so thick, that one develops dandruff around their penis (or vagina). The only known cure is a healthy dose of Selsun Blue.

Male 1: I was gonna fuck Alice last night, but i bugged out when i saw her Vagidandruff.
Male 2: Buy that ho some Selsun Blue

by JLANE November 4, 2007

vagetarian

To greatly like, or only like, the vag.

He/She is such a vagetarian.

by brandon && claire July 24, 2007

vagetarian

One who eats at least one form of meat: beef curtains!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

vagenda

your vagina's social agenda

That guy just made my vagenda.

by sometimesifaint May 4, 2009

Vagadar

the ability a horny boy has to sense that a ready and willing vagina is in close proximity

"hey man my vagadars going crazy right now, sluts have clearly crashed stag"

by hihihihihihihey April 25, 2011

vagida

The commencement of menses or other inconvenient female reproductive malady that causes discomfort or distress. It is a portmanteau of "vagina" and "agida", which itself is a misspelling of "agita", or Italian American slang for gastric distress.

Sure guys, I can go bowling and drinking tonight. The wife has vagida and I won't be missed.

by Bone Daddy Jive October 9, 2012