The Vac truck

THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.

Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?

Ken: ok, why not?

Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....

by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019

cash vac

something or someone that seems to be sucking all your money from you with you knowing it

stay away from those girlie cites ...you'll find out they're a cash vac.

by pussy bee March 17, 2020

crack vac

when a person sucks up the crack rocks with their pipe like a vacuum.

“i’m busting out the crack vac to get those crumbs, yo!!”

by Annoeljames313 May 15, 2021

Stick Vac

(Noun)
1. a blowjob
2. a cordless vacuum cleaner

"Dude, you go out with Susie the other night?"

"Totally. She hooked me up with a stick vac."

by one-hit wonder December 5, 2022

Shat-Vac

The act of placing or smearing ones shit onto another’s vacuum filter. Therefore when said victim uses their vacuum the odor of shit shall fill the air.

Susan- “Man my vacuum really smells like shit”

Jim- “ Yeah it does smells like a fucking Shat-Vac you should check that out”

by Shitskateer December 16, 2022

shop vac

When a girl is that big of a slut, shes sucking dick like a shop vac. Or when you suspect a guy using a shop vac in order to fulfill his needs

Whoa, shes a shopvac.....or.....Hey shopvac, did it cut ur dick off last night?

by airj56 April 9, 2005

Mexican Wet Vac

When you accidentally cum in a chick so you try to suck it all out with your mouth and swallow it to prevent her from getting pregnant.

Quick, pull a Mexican Wet Vac

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011