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Valley High School

Valley High School is a three-year public high school in West Des Moines, Iowa, United States. The school hosts grades 10–12. It is run by the West Des Moines Community Schools. Freshmen attend a separate school, Valley Southwoods.

As of the 2014–15 school year, the school had an enrollment of 1,996 students and 109.70 classroom teachers, for a student–teacher ratio of 18.2:1. There were 378 students (18.9% of enrollment) eligible for free lunch and 84 (4.2% of students) eligible for reduced-cost lunch.

NOW enough with the bullshit. Valley is top rivals with Dowling Catholic High School in sports. Dowling beats their ass in football every year. Unfortunately for Valley, Dowling creates the better cheers during sports such as--

"Destroy the V with the Big D!"
"I go to the pussy school of Valley High School....I wish I had monster dongs like them Dowling kids."
by Nuggget101 April 4, 2019
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Valley Girl

a girl who spends 99.9% of her waking hours at the mall, and says..."totally", "whatever" and "oh my gosh/god)" wayyy too much
"omg lets like go to the mall"
"totally cool idea!"
by kalie June 26, 2004
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valley park, missouri

smallest town in the universe. located 30 minutes outside of st. louis, missouri. home of the hawks. school spirit is zero. no football team and homecoming in february.
vp kid: dude ever heard of valley park, missouri?
kid from kirkwood: no...
vp kid: I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY.

oh missourians.
by achingtobeheard August 18, 2009
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Valley Rats

A little group that gets fucked up by quay rats and valley rats sit on there buts all day do Molly and was there lives
by Duck suck March 1, 2019
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Valley Trash

The term that Alaskan State Senator Ben Stevens called a residents of the Matanuska-Susitna valley in southern Alaska who was criticizing his vague explanations for taking consulting fees from an oil field-services company in 2004.
“Your just more valley trash” sic
by Lowtherb January 13, 2009
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valley shot

A valley shot is when you pour a shot of whatever alcohol down through someone's buttcrack and the recieving person is under and in between the person's buttcrack to recieve the shot.
Eddie poured a shot of vodka down his own buttcrack and Josh was at his gouch to receive the valley shot
by Chris Yu May 2, 2006
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valley girl

A spoiled, idiotic adolescent female from the southwestern part of the United States, typically rich and white, whose language is insulting to human intelligence.
Proof that the San Andreas fault needs to hurry up with sinking California back into the Pacific Ocean.
Just watch the "Clueless" movie or TV show to see a good example of what a valley girl is.
by AYB June 29, 2003
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