A city located in the central part of New York state that was built atop a toxic waste site. Everybody who lives there is retarded and has a sulfuric BO smell.
Let's move to Utica, NY. I heard they have some cross eyed, ripe smelling young ladies who know how to make change at the supermarket most of the time.
by Tom Bradley May 28, 2008
Home To The Scum Of the already Scumy Utica. The Most likley place to get shot in central NY. Population includes Black people, Mexicans, Bosnians and Wiggers.
Jacob: Im Feeling black today lets go to East Utica.
Wise-ass White Kid: Jump For Me.
Jacob: Nevermind.....
Wise-ass White Kid: Jump For Me.
Jacob: Nevermind.....
by John Bizzie July 08, 2008
by Nomadic G May 16, 2016
-act of mutual masterbation involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in Utica NY, (b) a member of the local Utica government including but not limited to UPD, and (3) internet porn containing extreme depictions of BDSM, bestiality, kiddie porn, and incest, usually all at once.
-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica
-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica
-yo,man, Fat Eddie just got picked up for giving Labelly a Utica Hand Job.
-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.
-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.
by utica hand job June 17, 2010
After eating only a chili diet for at least two days, you shit (which will be close to diarrhea) in a condom and put it in the freezer. Once frozen, you insert this condom into the girl's anus where it "boils." In the doggie position, the shit will start seeping out of her anus and drip into her vagina. There you will use this mixture as lubricant while you fuck her from behind.
I just performed the Utica Boiler on this bitch and she fucking loved it.
My dog just Utica Boiled this hairless chihuahua and he almost died.
My dog just Utica Boiled this hairless chihuahua and he almost died.
by Milano Cookie May 04, 2009
Person 1: You call hamburgers "Steamed Hams"?
Person 2: It's a regional dialect.
Person 1: Uh-huh. What region?
Person 2: Uhh, Upstate New York?
Person 1: Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hams".
Person 2: Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
Person 1: I see.
Person 2: It's a regional dialect.
Person 1: Uh-huh. What region?
Person 2: Uhh, Upstate New York?
Person 1: Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hams".
Person 2: Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
Person 1: I see.
by Psycho Doge August 02, 2021
Delusional
As in you think you're good at comedy but you're actually just cringe-worthy and unwatchable
As in you think you're good at comedy but you're actually just cringe-worthy and unwatchable
by Poopbunny March 27, 2021