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-act of mutual masterbation involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in Utica NY, (b) a member of the local Utica government including but not limited to UPD, and (3) internet porn containing extreme depictions of BDSM, bestiality, kiddie porn, and incest, usually all at once.

-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica
-yo,man, Fat Eddie just got picked up for giving Labelly a Utica Hand Job.

-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.
by utica hand job June 17, 2010
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