-act of mutual masterbation involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in Utica NY, (b) a member of the local Utica government including but not limited to UPD, and (3) internet porn containing extreme depictions of BDSM, bestiality, kiddie porn, and incest, usually all at once.

-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods