Urethra

Found on most males. It is the tube running through the penis that carries urine and semen.. Also doubles as a great pencil holder.

I can carry at least 7 pencils in my Urethra.

by MichaelCeraandtheArgonauts September 10, 2011

urethra bomb

The sexual act of putting liquid and/or objects in one's urethra for pleasure

"Those urethra bombs last night were intense"

by Deep Throat Playa February 1, 2014

Urethra Franklin

A move involving one dick inside another (via urethra)

"I did a Urethra Franklin, and my p-hole is now the size of my b-hole."

by Alex Thomas Yarbrough March 15, 2008

The Urethra Chronicles

The Urethra Chronicles is the first DVD that the awesome (yes they ARE my faveourite band get over it you wannabe poseur punks who think that dissing them makes you more punk. punk is about being yourslef right. not caring?) band blink-182 made. Its very funny, yet a little randomised and completly nonsensical. The whole thing just jumps from one scene to another for no apparent reason, but it had me laughing the wohle way through, and lets face it, it wouldn't have been tom, mark and trav if it HAD made sense now would it?
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.

On The DVD of the urethra chronicles:

Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"

or:

(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"

by fuck you... July 3, 2006

Urethra Franklin

A male genital piercing, see also prince albert.

Now that I have my nips pierced, the next step is a Urethra Franklin.

by Gabe Nowicki September 25, 2005

urethra franklin

a female pee hole

by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003

Urethra Franklin

The inevitable name Aretha Franklin will choose after her peniplasty. Because of her strength and courage to change gender roles and possess a phony dick, she will become an inspiration to adults and children alike.

Urethra Franklin: I'm strong and proud, baby!.

Other Guy: How?

Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.

Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)

Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a mistake.

by insaneneighbor September 11, 2010