Updog 

Somebodies status or ranking.

My boy Joey is way more updog status then Jayden.

Updog by Samygzz February 5, 2023

updog 

meaningless
Nothing much how about you?

updog

updog by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 29, 2023

Updog 

The next big memecoins is what's Updog.

"did you buy Updog?
"What's Updog?"
The next viral memecoin

Updog by raps1023 March 6, 2024

Updog 

It's a metacombolical systematic package pseudo-engineering phostProject. Which is nothing much. Sup wit you?

Person 1: How did you get your PC to go so fast?
Person 2: Oh, I enabled Updog.
Person 1: what's updog?
Person 2: nothing, really.

Updog by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024

Updog 

I know you came here for that viral audio on Tiktok.

-Why does it smell like updog in here?

-What is updog?

-Fuck you.

Updog by guuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrllllllllk December 23, 2024

Updog 

The Up-Dog (Canus Uppus) is a rare species of canine found in the southern regions of Africa, typically nocturnal and thriving in the colder seasons. The discovery of the species is credited to Yo Momma.

Person 1: Have you heard of Updog?
Person 2: No? What’s Updog?
Person 1: Nothing Dawg what’s up with y-
Person 2: *SLAPS*

Updog by ChorizoParlour January 5, 2025

Updog Disease 

A serious illness often causing death within the first month of infection. It is not a laughing matter and should be treated with absolute caution. Those that have it often experience symptoms such as build-ups of Ligma, constant Sugma release, finding a unique interest in tapes and CD's, and anal inflammation.

"Why is Aidan not in School?"
"I heard he has Updog disease."
"Oh my god, that is terrible and not a joke in any way"

Updog Disease by Dr. Underthere March 9, 2020