Updog

Asking your foreign gf to put her hand up your ass.

"Can you pass me the updog?"
"You want me to put my hand in your ass?"

by Bobby Lee Buckets January 11, 2023

updog

updog is the amount of death of dogs that happen each 15 days, if the updog is more then 50 % you should run fast.

hey the updog is high, we need to move out

by the only joe papa November 14, 2022

updog

updog; a derogatory term for a homosexual person

person: yo, ur so updog
9 yr boy: whats an updog
person: FAGGO-
news reporter "9 yr boy kills himself after homophobic bullying"

by anonymous October 24, 2022

updog

updog; a derogatory term for a gay person

person: bor, ur so updog
9 year old kid: whats updog?
person: FAGGO-
news reporter: '9 yr boy kills himself after homophobic bullying'

by anonymous October 24, 2022

Updog

The set up to a joke; when one asks what it is, it sounds like, "What's Up Dog" to which you reply, "Not Much, You?" Or something like that. The joke became wildly popular due to it's use in a 2006 episode of The Office called, "The Secret".

Hey, did you hear about that updog poisoning in New Mexico?

What's Updog?

Not much, you?

by X040KL1M December 17, 2021

Updog

When you ask someone about something called "Updog" that sounds like a computer virus and when they ask you just answer with "Nothing much, wbu?"

Me:Ayo have you heard about the New Updog virus?

Retarded fuck: What's Updog?

Me: Nothing much bro, wbu?

by 12321312323434 February 1, 2022

updog

A word that randomly appears in a sentence so that the victim asks what it is. A play on words that refers to saying "what's up dog?".

Pee: Have you heard of the new updog?
Obama: what's updog?
Pee: not much, you?
Obama: ̴̡̨̛̜͎̘͍̪̭̖̳̠͈̰͎̐̇̎̈́͂̂̕̚ ̴̼̣̓̑̓̿͒͛̐́̀̚̕͝ ̴͙̞͇̹̱͍̖͒͐̇́͂͂̌̓̃ ̧̩̲͔̦̭̝̲͚̫̞̫̺̀̈ ̢̢͉̝̰͓̻̖̹̘͈̭̗͌͊̈̆͘͝ͅ ̢̹̝̼͚͚̗̘̰͕̮̖̭̲̲̈͛̆ ̶̨͚̳̖̦̺̻̲̳̼̈́̌̀͋͘ ̹͚̺̦̠̈́̐̍͑̎̈͊́̑̂͑̄͂̎͠ ̶̞̝͕͚͈͈̮̥̗͍̿͜ͅ ̼̌͗̋͋̊̈́͒̏̕͠ ̵̢̞͈̱̱͚͎͕͚̰̖͕̥̭̯͐̓̐̀̃͆́ ̛̩͇̟̼̞͚̭͙͔̜̞͎̐̆̄͋̾̇͆̓̕͝ ̨̖̹̖͙̣̮͇͕̭̎̔̃͒́̄̉̏̐̊̚͝͝ ̶̫̱̤̑̉̔̐͘ͅ ̶͈̔̉̎͐͘͘͠͝ ̶̢̧̡̲̱̰̦͇̹̬͙̗́͘͜ ̗̍̈́̇̿ ̶̡̧̜̫̪̺͉͎̤̟̗̿͂̔́̆̔͑̇͜ͅ

by secksman2 March 13, 2021