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Unfortunate Coincidence

a unfortunate occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

Also known as an Epic Fail.
When a person tries inform someone of the definition of the word "Toodle pip" using Urban Dictionary and doesn't realize that there are two definitions. One being to say goodbye and the other to tell someone they have a cute baby. This is only an Unfortunite Coincidence because both parties just found out she was pregnant and has no plans to keep the baby. "Hmm....what an uncomfortably ironic unfortunate coincidence"
by TeemSmart August 8, 2009
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CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM

When your IMing someone, and they ask you something really personal, and you've accidentally left CAPSLOCK on, therefor they don't believe your taking the conversation seriously.
"Man, Jake just asked me if I liked him, but I accidentally had capslock on and said OF COURSE"

"Oh..CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM.. thats slightly embarrasing."

"Yeah.."
by RubyMae October 19, 2008
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A Series Of Unfortunate Events

That children's book where people die.
My 4 year old daughter loves "A Series of Unfortunate Events"! Her favorite part is when that lady got eaten alive by pirahnas!
by JON_PERSON April 24, 2017
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unfortunate

the act of being sad and pathetic in the eyes of others. Ridiculous attention whore with poor appearance and an upsetting lifestyle. This adjective often describes someone who is not contributing positively to society.
Her appearance is rather "unfortunate."
by Sophia Bussssssshhhhhh June 20, 2011
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unforshart

When you fart and your unsure if you sharted
Person 1: That fart sounded wet did you crap yourself?
Person 2: I'm headed to the restroom right now, I'm unforshart!
by Chaliemcg January 27, 2013
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Unfortunatelly

adverb.

Cross between unfortunate and telly.

When something so unfortunate and drastic happens that you'd think it would've been on television.
Ethan: I unfortunatelly thought the emergency escape door on the plane was the restroom and got sent flying out into the ocean.
Joey: I'll be damned. Sounds like a movie.
Ethan: Thats what I said! Unfortunatelly!
by Bambit February 27, 2020
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unfortunate menses

1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time.

2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.

3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.
1. I was going down on that bitch when suddenly instead of pussy juices, blood started gushing all over my face giving me a clown moustache. That's some unfortunate menses.

2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.

3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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