Uncuckable

Blind people.

Sharon tried to fuck her boyfriends best friend in from him but since Phillip is blind he is uncuckable.

by BallsMahoney75 February 27, 2019

The Unfuckables

A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.

They are looking for a drink and a fuck.

The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.

Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

Unsuckable

uhn-suh-ka-bol, adj.

Literal translation of the Spanish slang word inmamable, used to describe someone (or something) that cannot be tolerated.

Tina: I can't stand Sebastiana anymore!
Edward: Si, esa tipa es unsuckable

by Spanglish Peeps April 16, 2014

unickable

oscar isaac

“ugh i got the ick from this guy im talking to”
“too bad, oscar isaac is unickable”

by natasha romanoff’s wife May 11, 2022

Unlurkable

When you're unable to lurk in a place.

Me: Jenny, UB is an unlurkable campus
Jenny: yeah I feel you

by Twistin_dro January 23, 2016

unlackable

The ability to not get caught lackin by the boys

Chris tried to catch me lackin but im unlackable

by Dirtysquirty2 October 17, 2021

Undefuckable

Completeley and utterly Fucked up beyond salvation.

I'm totally wasted...I'm undefuckable!
I crached my car the other day, it's undefuckable

by The Original Sinner September 13, 2004