Ukrainian Shower

When a guy stops by your apartment and washes his dick in your sink.

Man, he just took a Ukrainian shower in my apartment.

by Roger Cliemens June 16, 2023

Ukrainian Stand Off

The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.

“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”

“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”

…….

“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”

by Malta tribe September 11, 2023

The Ukranian Fog Horn

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.

I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.

by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019

ukranian

the slavic language of the ukrainians, closely related to russian

Truth be told, there are a considerable number of Ukrainian speakers in -- yes -- Brazil.

by azer November 10, 2002

Ukrainian peek-a-boo

Classic scam mastered by Frank Gallagher from Shameless. Involves jumping out in front of a moving car as your partner distracts them, then shaking them down for cash. Also the slang term for the surprise Trump got when several respected diplomats jumped out and testified against him regarding his extortion campaign in Ukraine.

Definition 1:

Frank: Bro, I'm short on cash. Let's do a Ukrainian peek-a-boo!
Frank's creepy friend: Nah, man, people don't carry cash anymore; it's not worth it.

Definition 2:

Rob: Dude, did you see what happened with Trump!?
Tom: Yeah man, he got a serious Ukrainian peek-a-boo!

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Ukrainian Switcheroo

When a man who is having rough anal sex with either a man or a woman, and before ejaculating, the man withdraws and cums into the woman/mans nasal passage, then the man or woman then snot rockets the semen into the mans mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend can't smell anymore because of the Ukrainian Switcheroo I gave her last night.

by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 22, 2013

Token Ukrainian Friend

A way of "supporting the current thing" by having that dude from Ukraine around during early days of WWIII

Austin: I had my Token Ukrainian Friend before it was mainstream

by ghostOfKyiv March 25, 2022