UPS

someone who really is dumb as driftwood and is doomed to eternity of being a fucked up "UPS"

you are such a useless piece of shit

by eddie ovation May 10, 2003

ups

Means like anal sex like Up the Poop Shoot (chute)

She likes it all ways, specially ups

by trocola September 28, 2007

UPS

A nipple rubbing mail carrier that mysteriously stole Amazon.com away from the US Postal Service, When you order something from Amazon's international brethren you hope you are the luckiest tookie lookie knuckle fucker on the planet that your packages arrive

with the Amazon switchover to UPS it's taking forever for my DVDs to arrive

by Raging Kitsune February 25, 2014

UPS

Ugly Pussy Syndrome

Omg dude that girl I almost hooked up with had a ups so you know I best be skippin out!

by Highschoollogic January 30, 2017

UPS

Ugly Pussy Syndrome; when a girl has a gross vagina and doesn't clean or shave at all.

Yo she's so ugly I bet she has UPS!!

by Highschoollogic January 31, 2017

UPS

the United Penis Service

I work for the UPS

by me123345 May 21, 2019

UPS

A UPS (Unicorn Profit System) is an elaborate algorithm which decides which unicorns should be poached for the most profit

“Hey, how do you make so much money?”
“Easy, I just use UPS!”

by Skfndkfidnfkdiwkflsijsfk February 3, 2020