Derek Tyres

A overweight northern figure skater, who could be mistaken for a dodgy electronics salesman

That Derek Tyres just pull off the figure skating doughnut , then ate it.

by Fanny bollocks September 7, 2016

tyre clicker

A person who fills in forms on websites with no intention of purchasing the actual product and/or service.

Oh man, I called Jay three times, sent a text and an email - must've been a tyre clicker.

by fullysickwicked June 22, 2021

Tyre Slap

When a sick cunt does a hectic skid and gets a bunch of rubber all on his rear fenders.

Sick Cunt 1: "OOFT CUZ! That was a fully sick burnout ay!?"
Sick Cunt 2: "Yeah bruz, oh fuck mum's gonna kill me aye!"
Sick Cunt 1: "Why????"
Sick Cunt 2: "There's Tyre Slap all up the quarters of her Ford AU Falcon!"

by MyNameIsntTaken October 6, 2023

tyre kicker

Somebody who has no intitions of buying somethings or doing something but merley pretendes

dealer: Hi im selling a car
tyre kicker::hello can you give me more information about your car.
dealer: It's a car
tyre kicker:It's the car i want but i rang just for the sake of it i have no intention of buying it bye xx

by http://www.poks.org June 4, 2007

Bathroom Tyre

When one shits in ones sisters mouth while in the bathroom

Dude i totally did a bathroom tyre last nite

by Mike Falange March 30, 2009

tyre fryer

(n.) One who builds up as many revs as possible so when he goes off a huge amount of wheelspin and smoke is produced. Usually new to driving.

That tyre fryer kid just destroyed his clutch.

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

Tyre kicker

The slanderous name given to people who see through car sellers. Often used by people who use after market parts to fix their car after they curb it and "their partner" has reversed it into something. They are selling a dud but need to give a reason as to why the other interested buyers didn't go through with the sale.

Look mate a swear it's 100% legit no need to make a big deal about the details it is what it is. After you I have someone else really interested in this so don't be a Tyre kicker. Sold as seen no guarantees, spare or repairs, great engine and gear box.

by Jacamo knowsbest January 7, 2021