Mike: Oh shit bro did you hear about Chris Wells?
Brad: Nah man what happened?
Mike: He was fuckin around with these kids in the kitchen and they just jumped him out of nowhere took his shit and were even fucked up enough to give him twatwaffle with the waffle iron in the back.
Brad: Holy shit! Those sick bastards.
Brad: Nah man what happened?
Mike: He was fuckin around with these kids in the kitchen and they just jumped him out of nowhere took his shit and were even fucked up enough to give him twatwaffle with the waffle iron in the back.
Brad: Holy shit! Those sick bastards.
by Suckitbitchbradgordonkeeellls March 05, 2009
Shanda is a MAGA-Twatwaffle.
by KarmaComes January 27, 2017
An extremely stupid and naive Liberal who thinks that, while the entire world has failed under Socialism, they’re going to do it right. They are typically childish and love to hear fairy tales of the ogre “Orange Man Bad” and somehow think they’re going to live “Happily Ever After” if they can only have a full Democrat Congress. They are completely ignorant of the failures of Socialism and only want it because they’ll receive a check to sit on their butt all day playing video games in their mommy’s basement.
AOC is an actress paid to act like a Libtard Twatwaffle and push failed political ideologies to other Libtard Twatwaffles.
by TimeFoolery January 10, 2021
by Hoe Lee Fuck June 27, 2017
Hey man, Bitch Cunt Twatwaffle
by socrates786 May 14, 2009
One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"
"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"
"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"
"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 08, 2009
A great perfectly executed foosball shot often seen in clutch situations, such as meatball,tie breaking, and/or championship point that was never intended by the shooter. Often mistaken for a legit fully intended shot,but usually a result of pure luck.
Tom jones made the twatwaffle countless times to obtain 6 trophies at the 2018 NC STATE CHAMPIONSHIP OF FOOSBALL.
by Tjcombo73 December 27, 2018