Mike: Oh shit bro did you hear about Chris Wells?
Brad: Nah man what happened?
Mike: He was fuckin around with these kids in the kitchen and they just jumped him out of nowhere took his shit and were even fucked up enough to give him twatwaffle with the waffle iron in the back.
Brad: Holy shit! Those sick bastards.
Brad: Nah man what happened?
Mike: He was fuckin around with these kids in the kitchen and they just jumped him out of nowhere took his shit and were even fucked up enough to give him twatwaffle with the waffle iron in the back.
Brad: Holy shit! Those sick bastards.
by Suckitbitchbradgordonkeeellls March 4, 2009
Get the twatwafflemug. Shanda is a MAGA-Twatwaffle.
by KarmaComes January 26, 2017
Get the MAGA-Twatwafflemug. An extremely stupid and naive Liberal who thinks that, while the entire world has failed under Socialism, they’re going to do it right. They are typically childish and love to hear fairy tales of the ogre “Orange Man Bad” and somehow think they’re going to live “Happily Ever After” if they can only have a full Democrat Congress. They are completely ignorant of the failures of Socialism and only want it because they’ll receive a check to sit on their butt all day playing video games in their mommy’s basement.
AOC is an actress paid to act like a Libtard Twatwaffle and push failed political ideologies to other Libtard Twatwaffles.
by TimeFoolery January 9, 2021
Get the Libtard Twatwafflemug. by Hoe Lee Fuck July 1, 2017
Get the Cheeto-faced Twatwafflemug. by socrates786 May 13, 2009
Get the Bitch Cunt Twatwafflemug. One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"
"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"
"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"
"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
Get the Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwafflemug. A TwatWaffle or a gaggle of TwatWaffles "a person or group of people that believe their own subjective bios can not be challenged or debated with reason, rendering any contradicting ideology evil and not worthy of further investigation.
by YATwatwaffle November 17, 2020
Get the Twatwafflemug.