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twat waffle

a waffle is a pastry with more external area that internal... we all know what a twat is....
usually an insult.
"hey can i have some chips?"
"no, you're being a twat waffle"
"...you know... i'm not even mad that you called me that... or that you're not giving me any chips."
twat waffle by malmalx33 December 30, 2009

twat waffle

1. a used tampon

2. when used as an insult, it means someone you used. they are done doing their job, now you just want to throw them away, never to be seen again.
"That twat waffle needs to stop talking to me!"
twat waffle by itsjustme8d9 May 9, 2009

twat waffle

random word with no meaning my friends mom made:P
Candypants you're a darn twat waffle!
Man, Cake eater shut up you're the twat waffle!
twat waffle by alvinguy June 1, 2010

twat waffle

twat waffle by kooljay August 14, 2009

twat waffle

This is a dumb cunt that doesn't know up from down and screws over people 24/7 to get her way.
Gosh that twat waffle just got the answers to the test and started making out with my bestfriend
twat waffle by Maddux03 May 12, 2009

twat waffle

a female body part that smells like ass a.k.a. vagina. Or someone who is just a faggot
twat waffle by gregorous January 6, 2008