twat waffle

the result of a long process:

cutting off several twats, throwing them in a blender, mix in some flour, butter, milk, etc. blend it up really nice. after, pour it into a waffle maker, wait about 3 minutes, and then you have a twat waffle. excellent with man syrup.

woman-"so honey, what would youm mlike for breakfast? toast, pancakes?"

man- "actually baby, how about some twat waffles?"

woman-"SOME WHAT?!?!?!"

by unidentified midget September 16, 2007

twat waffle

a twat that some what looks like a waffle

I was about to bang her but when i pulled her pants down i noticed she has a twat waffle

by that one dirty mexican March 19, 2010

twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.

"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffle ..."

by Icemft76 September 20, 2007

twat waffle

one who finds themselves being retarded, often like Integra Type Arrrgh

see also 'douche canoe'

Hey, Derek, quit being a twat waffle.

by Sports N Imports May 12, 2006

twat waffle

a slang term started in Lacey, NJ by Kayla Horror

"that chick is a fucking Twat waffle!"

by Kayla April 8, 2005

twat waffle

a waffle is a pastry with more external area that internal... we all know what a twat is....
usually an insult.

"hey can i have some chips?"
"no, you're being a twat waffle"
"...you know... i'm not even mad that you called me that... or that you're not giving me any chips."

by malmalx33 December 30, 2009

Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle

she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

by useless youth August 12, 2009