Titanic Theory

An event that has taken place resulting in risk of injure, injure or loss of life where a problem was spotted prior to the event which could have been prevented and was forewarned but left ignored or unrectified, but fixed after the fact.

Friend: "I kept telling my about the leaking freezer but he failed to fix it and he got sued by a customer for slipping on it and he fixed it yesterday."
Me:"that is a classic case of what I call the Titanic theory."

White Star Line was neglect and Knew there was not enough lifeboats for all the passengers and crew of the Titanic. (this is the origin case of the Titanic theory)

The Titanic was designed to carry 32 life boats but this number was reduced to the 20 lifeboats because White Star Line felt that the deck would be too cluttered.

by Michael Hannon September 16, 2008

Titanic Guido

The Guido dressed in all white seen near the end of Titanic. He stays with Jack and Rose till the ship sinks. You can see him zoomed all the way out standing on top of the boat. He is a BEAST!

Look at that Titanic Guido, I wonder if he got away alive?!

by BOSSMANDREW September 16, 2010

Titanical

When something looks like a good idea but it's actually a terrible idea.

Person 1: Hey, you know what would be a halarious prank?

Person 2: What?

Person 1:Replacing all the water in those childrens' water pistols with sulphuric acid.

Person 2:Aw yeah do it!

*after, in jail*

Person 2: Well, that idea was Titanical.

by Doubt is trout November 13, 2016

titanic cock

A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.

1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK

by StardustGalaxy7 September 24, 2018

Titanic Dump

When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking

I just took a Titanic Dump. It was long as shit

by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020

titanic fandom

Literally the sweetest fandom on earth including leonardos fandom and kate winslets! especially on instagram, all the editors are so talented e.g. ella (@leosbaex) sanni (@wcnslet) and more

The titanic fandom is very kind and deserves so much more recognition!

by Titanicisthebestmovie February 25, 2021

Titanic

A girl who goes down on the first time out.

"Last night was great!"

"What'd you do?"

"I went out with Mary."

"Oh? The Titanic? Nice!"

*high fives*

by McFatty May 4, 2005