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turdus code

a turd tapping against the inside of underwear or pants as excaping from the anus in using morse code "S.O.S "Send Our Shit"
i was walking from the taco joint as my ass was hearing turdus code.

bplap bpal blap puff puff puff blap blap blap

send our shit
by bigturd95 May 27, 2012
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turns

a turn is an emotion, caused by immense stress, sadness, and/or anger. it can come over a course of a few minutes, or instantly.

turns are fueled by anger and sadness, and usually result in lashing out against others and things around you.

it is very dangerous to be around someone when they are having one of their turns. turns can only go away after the individual having one calms down, in which they'll return to a state of depression and sadness.

First coined in the song "One of My Turns" by Pink Floyd.
"and I..can...feeeeeeel....one of my turns comin' on..." -Pink Floyd

"Leave me alone...I can feel one of my turns"
by ParashockTheOneOneThatWaysaTon September 6, 2020
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tina turnup

A very wild bitch who is sexually loose, and acts crazy due to drugs. It's basically a nickname to a girl who is turned up.
OMG, Sarah is such a Tina Turnup!
by Dr.Diva March 2, 2014
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earn your turns

To skin up a mountain to be able to ski down it. AT and Tele gear are the main forms of travel (some split boards). It is a degrading phrase to resort skiers.
Back-country skier "when are you choads going to earn your turns?"
Resort Gaper "I got no problem letting a lift carry my fat ass up a mountain"
by SKahn June 2, 2008
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Ruddy Turnstone

1. a bird native to the sanibel area of florida
2. a mysterious and pleasurable sexual act.
1. The brown ruddy turnstone flew onto my front porch yesterday

Marcela and Jackie gave Brett and Danny the best Ruddy Turnstones while they were in Sanibel.
by The House of Ybel July 12, 2011
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Mr. Tumnus

Mr. Tumnus is yet another word for the Perenium (bonch, gooch, taint, grundle, chode, etc).
The use of this narnia name came from scroTUM, and aNUS, hence referring to your chode as Mr. Tumnus. Giving that special area of your body a name just makes it a little more personal. Kinda like naming your junk.
Mr. Tumnus is feeling a little cranky today, I should have wiped better after my dump last night.
by thebrainishuge March 17, 2010
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Mr.Tumnus

The Most wanted fawn in Narnia because he had given every little kid turkish delights and had sex with them.
He is right now in Earth teaching kids at Rye and also attending North Salem High as a little turkish boy.
I hope I don't meet up with Mr.Tumnus today.
by CMurda October 28, 2006
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