Turkanaut

One who rides a Turkish rocket.

"Fucking Ahmet was the best thing I'd ever done! I put that I was a Turkanaut on my resume and got hired the very next day!"

by Hals01 March 2, 2010

Turkish Takeoff

A way to leave a party - pulling a fire alarm and leaving with a stranger. As popularized by the TV show Letterkenny.

Damn, how are we going to bail on this lame party? French exit? Nah, Turkish Takeoff!

by I.scream.for.indies November 27, 2018

Turkistry

The act of behaving like a turkey or incompetent novice.

It was pure turkistry when those incompetent plumbers flooded my basement.

by Coldstyle October 25, 2020

turkic pushback

something that ISP (ISometimesuPload) said and told people to not search on urban dictionary, but you did

ISP: Okay bois, the turkic pushback!
You (probably): ok

by hywaree August 10, 2023

e-turding

When angry people drop nasty conceptual bombs in social media realms.

She takes regular digital shits by e-turding whenever she gets a moment.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

Turkish Battleship

Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:

"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."

by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018

Turkied

Verb. To get fingered by someone. Only applicable to women.

I got turkied at that party last night!

I'm getting turkied by my boyfriend under the table right now!

I shouldn't have dumped him, he turkied me so good!

by GettinTurkied April 1, 2011