bathroom tourist

A person who works on one floor in an office building, but uses the bathroom facilities on another floor. Possibly for better facilities, or possibly to avoid close co-workers while subjecting unfamiliar employees to the stench of their biological functions.

Even though he works on the 4th floor and there are facilities there, Jerujohn is a 14th floor bathroom tourist, making 14th floor employees wonder who this guy is, and why he's using their toilets when there are perfectly good ones on the 4th floor.

by lewarcher August 29, 2015

limp triscuit

A man who is older and cannot get an erection, has a soft penis called a limp triscuit

The old man had no Viagra and was left with an embarrassing limp triscuit while about to have sexual intercourse.

by Skyloo December 10, 2016

Tourist

Stupid assholes from outta town that take pictures of anything and everything and annoy the crap out of all the locals and will stand in the middle of the road, block traffic and almost get hit by a car to take a fucking picture of a church!

btw, I live in alaska
Tourist: what sea level are we at?
Local: about two feet

Tourist: what's that big lake over there?
Local: that would be the ocean

Tourist: How do you say this word in alaskan?
Local: I have no idea
Tourist: Don't you speak alaskan or eskimo?
Local: no, all the eskimos are extinct (walks away)

Tourist: Me and my family have been here all day and we haven't seen any eskimos!!!
Local: thats because all the eskimos and natives are nocturnal, they all come out at night and do their tlingit dances by the fireside. (sarcasm)

by Jordan<3 August 14, 2006

Ego-Tourist

Where globetrotters head for increasingly obscure locales, not for the experience but for the bragging rights of having been somewhere exotic and difficult while looking down on any adventures that don't involve an amusing incident with a nasty local disease / local militia / extreme weather event. Ego-tourists have way too much attachment to words like 'authentic' and 'unspoilt'

Bob is boring me stiff with his stories from the Congo. He's such an ego-tourist.

by Gregor Heard December 9, 2008

Tourist

A person who vacations in people's lives, takes pictures, puts them in his scrapbook, and moves on. All he's interested in are stories. Basically, their selfish.

Any friend who only seems to appear when they deem in necessary as to keep their social status in high regard but otherwise nowhere to be found. If this describes your friend he is a tourist.

by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 July 10, 2015

Turisas

Turisas is the best viking/pagan/folk metal band ever in the world. They r from Finland. Their 2004 album is called In battle and is a great masterpiece of the genuine battle metal genre!!!

Hailz Turisas!
Listen to Turisas!

by Javed (the last viking) March 28, 2005

Tourist bowling

When a New Yorker encounters a large group of motionless tourists congregating in the middle of a sidewalk where locals conducting their daily comings and goings, one may lower their shoulder, maintain current speed and plow through the mass in an attempt to knock as many out of the way. Children are not exempt as it is their parent's fault. The elderly get a pass.

While walking at a fairly fast clip, I played some Christmas time tourist bowling while walking to the subway tonight.
I got a 1, 10 split on a group of Germans holding hands four across standing on West 50th Street.
Did you see that fat, dad jeans wearing rube jump out of the way when he realized he was about to be knocked over?

by EAFofNY December 11, 2013