butter the turd cutter

you butter the turd cutter before you hit her in the shitter or pump her in the dumper or mow her turd blower

That slut tells me I can do whatever I wanted so I'm gonna butter the turd cutter then meat her bean steamer.

by Irving Fryer October 11, 2011

Flying Turd

This is an aircraft, aka aircrap, that is a performance, maintenance and safety problem.

That old TB - 36 is a real flying turd, the only thing worst than trying to get it off the ground is trying to fly it!

by I, Wreckerrr November 30, 2020

Amber Turd

When you take a poop on someones bed

Man she was a dirty girl, she even took an Amber Turd on my bed!

by BF87 May 6, 2022

AMBER TURD

An abuser, who plays the victim, she cries wolf, I'd say tears but she 'ain't' got none. She ruined her GORGEOUS ex-husbands life with FALSE accusations. Amber turd is also known for taking a shot in her spouses bed, then blaming a small dog. She has no consequences for her actions.....but KARMA will get her.

Don't leave an Amber Turd in the toilet...flush it!

by JusticeforJohnnyDepp May 14, 2022

Amber Turd

A long lost prophecy transcribed in a hematite stone. The Amber Turd prophecy was found in 2022 in the state of Virginia, where it tells a tale of a mythical being coming from the Amber Turd named Bono. The Amber Turd was thought to have come from King Herr Brolof and once graced with the all mighty biddy, it became Bono. Once known as the biggest brown to ever be known to mankind, the Amber Turd has long been a rumored myth prior to the Depp trial. Since the trial making the myth of the Amber Turd known to the world as a fact the Amber Turd has been eclipsed by a Colorado native known as Randall Marsh who has the record for the biggest poo to ever exist in one sitting, previously held by Amber Heard.

Bono is so talented, I bet his mother is proud of her little Amber Turd.

by Randy McMarsh June 1, 2022

turd in your pocket

Part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it's been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.

Alice: Joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?

Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?

by ferrettt February 3, 2012

Turd Wrench

A toilet plunger

hey steve i just clogged the toilet with a massive shit. go get me the turd wrench

by shazam8992 June 10, 2009