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Turged

Turged-deriving from the word turgid which means to be swollen or oddly enlarged, is new slang used by the forest people that has been slowly but surely brought back to the cities and towns of the PNW.
Peepe- I will turge on you JoHn if you don’t stop fondling my baby carrot painting !!
John-BITCH prepare to be turged on with my almighty baby carrot power ~(**)~
by turgedgrl October 20, 2019
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Turca

A local form of saying dick, hit, shit in Nicaragua, can be used in other forms.
Oe vos sos mamaturca.
Me vale turca.
Te voy a dar tu buen turcaso.
Clase careturca la tuya prix.
by Nicaboy July 21, 2020
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tugce

A Turkish girl's name. It means "queen" for short.
-Who's Tugce?
+She's a queen
by urfavpineapple November 24, 2021
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Home Turfer

Worker: "Jesus- your farts fucking stink! Finish that off in the can, will ya?!"

Co-Worker: "No way- I'm gonna ride this out until I get home and drop a glorious home turfer."
by FineCharlie July 18, 2019
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Pulling a Turco

Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :

1) Work got the best of me today.

2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.

3) I have to babysit my parakeet.

4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.

5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.
Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.

Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.

Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.

Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.
by Zeebot July 1, 2021
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toyota tercel

An automoble that is currently endangered becuse of of their use, most toyota tercels are being abused.
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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Tercel

I drive a bitchin Tercel, you wish you had one!
by nodnarB December 11, 2003
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