The erection of a young boy who has yet to enter puberty. Not sexual in nature, and completely normal.
Little Jack's mom was worried when she spotted his toddlerection when giving him a bath, but after she researched on the web she realized it was completely normal.
by W00glin December 16, 2008
Get the toddlerection mug.(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
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Toddler Style is a form of partying where two scenerios have to happen in order to be offical.
1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.
2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.
1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.
2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.
Dave: Did you see Jayson he is partying toddler style.
Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.
Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.
by Toddler Style March 11, 2009
Get the Toddler Style mug.And child, typically between ages 1-3 that goes from happy go lucky to a crazed lunatic in a matter of seconds.
"Not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and I are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut butter sandwich he must eat...."
by jshsahm July 30, 2012
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by Crazycookie June 2, 2020
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A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.
See pain in the ass.
A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.
See pain in the ass.
-Hey, did you see that kid over there?
-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?
-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.
-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.
-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?
-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.
-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.
by Acephalism February 25, 2011
Get the Sweeney Toddler mug.When you've eaten so much food and you're so full that you're past the point of having a food baby and it has grown up to be a food toddler.
by Olliefur🐱 June 15, 2016
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