Titanium Dioxide

That stuff they make white paint out of.

This white paint has Titanium Dioxide in it!

by jzeee August 3, 2017

Titanium Shlankle-Dankey

A machine powered by titanium chunks that can turn any matter into toast.

Hey, have you heard of the titanium shlankle-dankey? I heard that it turns anything into toast!

by TheDemon November 28, 2006

tristani

A female given name. Typically from a combination of the names Trista (meaning to cry out) and Annie (meaning prayer or by grace).

After years of infertility, the parents felt it fitting to name their miraculous little girl Tristani.

by BabyGirlFall2016 May 16, 2016

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

trashanium

Today's trash dumps, when geologically buried
and subjected to tremendous forces of heat and pressure,
will become the high grade metallo-organic ores of the far future.

Zog: We just discovered a new trashanium deposit.
Morph: Great, a new source of aluminum and hydrocarbons!

by Teratogen September 15, 2010

printing the titanium jawbone

An unusual sex-act in the course of which a replacement titanium jawbone is created by scans of the original and a specialised 3D printer, presumably followed by orgasm at the sheer coolness and niceness of it all.

I want to ask her over to my place to see if I could get her to try printing the titanium jawbone with me.

by LIES January 11, 2013

Tristanism

you're a racist and hate communists

I believe in Tristanism

by RigBone37 January 18, 2024