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anger translator

(noun)
a person specializing in expressing the anger of individuals with placid or non-assertive attitudes
“I’m a mellow sort of guy…and that’s why I’ve invited, Luther, my anger translator, to join me here tonight.”—President Barack Obama
by Mr. Eccentric October 22, 2017
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transleeter

Person very knowledgeable or fluent in leet speak, providing translation services to regular spoken English or another main stream language. Transleeters are typically younger than the persons needing the translation, but older than the leet speaker.
(online chat about computer problems)

Adult 1: Anyone know how to fix a modem? The lights stopped working and now I can't get my email from AOL.

Kid 1: If j00 w3r3 r34lly l33t j00d kn0w. n00b!!!1!1!

Adult 1: What? I can't understand what you are saying.

Transleeter: Try unplugging your modem for a few seconds, and pressing the reset button if it has one.

Adult 1: OK. Is that what he was saying too?

Transleeter: No. He's saying something else. Ignore him.

Kid 1: OMG ur t3h U83R H4XX0RZ!1!!1

Adult 1: Now what the heck does that mean? He's just typing random letters and stuff, right?

Transleeter: (sigh) No...he's not.
by citiz3n August 10, 2010
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google translate grind

A google translate grind is a poem put though google translate seventeen times until it resembles something entirely different. Each different output language must have been chosen at random.
The first paragraph of In Midnight Sleep by Walt Whitman, which happens to be in public domain, could come out like this:
El somni , molt dolor a la cara ,
A primera vista , el dany greu - un espectacle indescriptible
Ella estava en la seva esquena i braços per augmentar la capacitat
Jo son, son, son.

And if translated back into english (an 18th time translated) it comes out like this:
Sleep, a lot of pain in the face,
At first glance, the harm - an indescribable spectacle
She was on her back and arms to increase capacity
I sleep, sleep, sleep.

This is the original version:

In midnight sleep, of many a face of anguish,
Of the look at first of the mortally wounded - of that indescribable look;
Of the dead on their backs, with arms extended wide,
I dream, I dream, I dream.

Spoken: "This is a google translate grind," or "this is a google translate hard grind" depending on the final output language. Language of origin equaling that of final output equals hard.
by Spiderman452 March 8, 2015
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googel tarnslate

When you type something really fast into the search bar and completely fail at what you were trying to say.
Oh no, I was in a hurry to type a question and I pulled a googel tarnslate.
by Gforce101 June 5, 2017
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Translatorbating

Typing something sexual into Google Translator and clicking listen to make the woman talk dirty things to you and masturbate to her sexy voice.
Guy 1: Dude last night was boring.
Guy 2: Not for me man, I was up all night Translatorbating.
by PartyPirate November 18, 2010
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arabic translator

Jon Stewart, on the January 17, 2005 episode of The Daily Show:

Although to be fair, an army spokesman says the firings were brought about not by bigotry, but by a simple misunderstanding, when the general asked his secretary to give him an arabic translator -- not realizing that in sex parlance, an arabic translator is a cleveland steamer crossed with an inverted rusty trombone.
Suffice to say, there was quite a mess in the officer's mess hall that day! I can't believe it...
by the daily toad January 20, 2005
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Lost in translation

(N.) To become a different message than the original through the changes of another language during translation.
(Normal) "ROB SCHNEIDER IN:" (Translate!) "DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB" (Untranslate) "...South Park's Kenny Is The Biggest Douche In The Universe Now That Rob Schnider Is Kenny."
by G-Union October 29, 2003
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