Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover)

When a male singer under the age of 18 sings about love and happiness and cute girls and living happily ever after hits 18, and starts to sing very sexual songs, cusses and has sex multiple times, usually after a very shocking/traumatic event that headlines the news for weeks.

1. Tammy(16yo): Oh my gosh I love Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!! He's so amazing, his lyrics are so thoughtful and nice!

Danny: Yeah they are now, but wait til he hits 18. He's gonna go through the Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover).

Tammy: ???

Danny: Yeah he's gonna make a sextape or something, get shunned, and come back with a rated R mixtape and from then on out he's gonna make songs about sex positions, smoking weed, and be in songs featuring lil wayne and busta rhymes.

After Chris Brown beat Rihanna, he wasn't singin With You anymore

by The Groove DJ July 12, 2011

Business Release Transition Team

A group or team of business based resources who exist without a tangible defined purpose but who carve out a requirement for themselves through
1. the insistence that communications go unneccessarily via them at all times
2. the use of constant but manual email forwarding without alteration, thought or value add

person1: do you have a business release transition team?
person2: no, what do they do?
person1: well...erm....you see....they're worse than useless
person2: oh

by worsethanuseless August 10, 2009

in transition

unemployed, not hired

Unfortunately, many people are still in transition.

by The Retrurn of Light Joker March 18, 2011

Lampardian Transition

The act of conversing light-heartedly but then shifting quickly to a much more serious tone.

The Lampardian Transition usually starts as an (often bad) joke, but then instantly changes to a much more serious subject.

Here’s an example:
“So then the shopkeeper said that I looked like Baby Yoda, but no seriously my wife left me.”

by Waluigi6969 April 18, 2023

Thermal Crotch Transition

That moment after you jump in the pool but before your genitals get adjusted to the cold water. Also for sitting down in a very hot tub.

1 - As Jimmy jumped in the pool, a thermal crotch transition occurred, and he yelled, "Ahhh my krundle!"

2 - As Jimmy sat down quickly in the hot tub, a thermal crotch transition occurred, and he yelled, "Ahh my krundle!"

by Mayo Therak Rotch June 2, 2011

Easy Dick Transition

When a women who is currently sexually involved with a male with a uncircumcised penis gets bored of that man and wants to play the field, finds another male who also has a uncircumcised penis.

This is considered a Easy Dick Transition.

Chris: Hey Brad, so Cindy is married to some dude right now right?
Brad: Yeah man, she is miserable and is looking for a way out....

Chris: Her dude is Indian right?
Brad: Yeah Man, hes Indian.
Chris: Great this will be a Easy Dick Transition since we all know you never got your shit cut!
Brad: Totally bro! Oo vey, the Uncircumcised life.

by THEMARD February 1, 2019

The Transition Drill

A very advanced sexual maneuver wherein the male partner receives a blumpkin while squatting over the woman's chest. As the stool drops (loose stool is preferable), the male transitions to the mexican chili dog. With climax approaching, he transitions to a hasty dirty sanchez and finishes with a transition to the strawberry shortcake. (Note: it is equally acceptable to complete the maneuver with a sad clown.)

"Dude, how did it go last night?"

"Man, she wouldn't go for the blumpkin, so I couldn't execute the transition drill. It was still pretty hot though."

by jeffc1911 September 23, 2009