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Petroleum Transfer Technician

Service station attendent.
'Full Service' gas station attendant.
The guy that pumps gas into your car.
Gary works at the gas station and aspires to be a petroleum transfer technician.
by SASniper January 31, 2006
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wireless transfer

When you blow your load in a womans mouth, Then she holds it there and walks up to a stranger and kisses him.
I was sitting down with my buddies wife. Just before he got home from work, I shot a load in her mouth. When he walked in she kissed him. I was shocked that she gave him a wireless transfer.
by Scott Issac September 24, 2007
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Transfer Muppet

An idiotic football "fan" who prefers news about transfers to actually watching the game.They are known to base their opinions on the computer game, "Football Manager".
"I hope Man U sign Fernando Torres, he's world-class!"
"Oh shut up ehsanul, you transfer muppet."
by Wonder Pigeon July 30, 2007
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transfixed

Being transfixed means you don’t mind being caught in an unescapeable gaze, flustered by your own daydreams, or overwhelmed by a touch. All of your attention, all of your energy, and all of your heart is pulled toward her as if nothing else in the world even matters. <3
i'm so transfixed on her...i love her
by Luke81111 September 9, 2011
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transferitis

a state of laziness during the last semester before one transfers to a university.
"damn this is my last semester before I transfer to UCLA, i have massive transferitis."
by mozz February 4, 2006
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data transfer

The act of transfering an arbitrary amount of bodily excrement between two consenting parties, done so by the following series of precise maneuvers.
Party A first kneels on the ground, and bends his/her head over to touch the floor so that their asshole is facing straight up, preferably stretched open.
Party B then sits on top of Party A, such that the assholes of both parties involved are directly aligned. At this point, either or both parties proceed to defocate into each other, the idea being that the fecal "data" is "transfered" from one body to the other, as would actual computer data.
1. Erin wants to please Ben on his birthday, however she is currently on her period. Instead of sex, however, she decides to open a data transfer between her and Dan, so that Ben can watch until he is satisfied.

2. When Stuarts mother found large smears of warm brown shit all over his bedsheets, she realized that her son in fact was into data transfers, just as she and her husband had suspected.
by Chris, Brian, and Oscar June 1, 2006
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Blind transfer

When the person receiving a call transfers the caller to another person without telling the that person anything about the caller or why they are calling. This is usually very frustrating to the caller as they have to introduce themselves and explain why the are calling again.
That company sucks - I had an problem with their product and when I called to get it resolved, I was blind transferred and had to explain the problem all over again.
by Halligan January 14, 2009
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