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Ass Trader

A very active equity trader who has a reputation for trading his ass off, usually on a daily basis.
Victor has been our big Ass Trader but is now on the verge of losing his ass to an ass bandit since he forgot to have his ass weasel on duty today.
by CATZANDO October 18, 2008
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disease trader

someone so indiscriminate that they fuck anything.someone wholl fuck their partner then turn around and fuck another person in the same hour
terry is a disease trader. man he fucked his old lady then turne around and knocked off a qick piece with this other bitch in the same bed he fucked debbie in. man hes nasty.
by anyname September 19, 2006
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furr trader

A lesbian; a female who is sexually attractted to another female.
It was obvious that Dawn was a furr trader, as she always wore flannel shirts and jeans, with her hair messy.
by Sammy Jane September 7, 2008
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Monkey Trader

a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves. if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!
manoj fat fingered his trade and didnt spot it ,he is now sitting in the monkey tree and is a monkey trader..
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day trader

1. A person that insists on being actively involved in a group conversation but is incapable of saying anything that adds any value.

The guy everyone wishes would just shut up and leave, because what they're talking about is actually interesting, and the constant "that's what she said"s stopped being funny about 12 minutes ago.

A social parasite that gets a little selfish boost of attention by sapping a little bit of energy out of any interesting discussion.

2. A person that does the equivalent of the above, except with the stock market.
Mike: "That's really cool, Sam, where do you work?"

Dan: "that's what she said!"

Sam: "Just two blocks away. We make the chess boards out of onyx, and marble"

Dan: "marble like my dick!"

Mike: "Neat, do you cut the stone with a water jet?"

Dan: "my dick's a water jet!"

Mike & Sam: "STFU Dan! You are such a day trader! I hope you contract syphilis!"
by Euge K December 4, 2010
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fur trader

A kinky lesbian sixty-niner.
I.E Lizzy and Miranda
by zero April 14, 2003
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Trader Joe'd

Used to describe when a company, for no known reason, cancels a popular product. This term is derived from Trader Joe grocery store's well known history of canceling popular food products with no explanation.
"It appears that this product has been Trader Joe'd".

" Looks like they've done a Trader Joe with that product you want.
by CAescapee April 27, 2023
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