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Willis Tower

A made up building that does not exist.
Olivia: I just love the Willis Tower, how it's the tallest building in Chicago.
Denny: What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck is Willis Tower? The tallest building in Chicago is the Sears Tower!
by Jedi of the Sears Tower August 17, 2016
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The Dark Tower

The incredible epic tale, written by Stephen King, of Roland Deschain's search for a tower that holds up all of existence. In his search he encounters all sorts of beings and worlds that are all somewhat parallel. This series can be taken as one of King's greatest works. It contains seven long novels that create the larger tale. The first book was written back in the 70s, and the last book in the series was released in 2004.
"Time is but a face on the water" (DT4- Wizard and Glass)
by mooth July 28, 2005
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Tower of Power

It´s a S&M device that they sell at a store in Los Angeles. It´s a stool... small stool, You know to sit on. That has this spindle that comes up, that´s sticks up Your asshole and it has straps on the legs of the stool where You supposed to put a persons ankle into the straps on the edge of the stool. And they actually sell this thing there and it´s called the Tower of Power. -- Frank Zappa
"I can take about an hour on the tower of power, As long as I get my little golden shower" -- Bobby Brown Goes Down by Frank Zappa
by cooper_arg April 11, 2020
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burn your tower

1) To undeniably humiliate
2) To rightly infuriate
"Hey man, will it burn your tower if I start talking to that chick?"

"Do you think it'll burn your tower if I eat the last doughnut?"
by Hans from Albany July 1, 2006
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Tower delay simulator

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator
by Totally not BelowNatural August 21, 2021
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Towerdactyl

A sexual position variation on the traditional Pterodactyl and Eiffel Tower.

1. A girl or guy is on all fours, similar to how he/she would position themselves for doggy style sex. This person is the middleman/woman. Another guy stands in front and 1 more each on the left and right. A blowjob is given to the man in the center while the guys on the left and right each receive handjobs.

This gives you the Pterodactyl, as the middleman bobbing his/her head up and down while jerking off the guys on the left and right resembles the prehistoric creature of flight.

2. A guy (or girl with strap on dildo) then positions him/herself behind the middleman/woman and has sex in doggy style position.

3. The resulting effect is 4 people surrounding the one in the middle giving the 2 handjobs, 1 blowjob, and receiving doggy style sex. All four people on the outside then put all their hands raised towards the middle of the circle to form a tower over the person in the center.

A variation called the "fruit loop" can be added where another ring of guys/girls surround the first circle and have sex in doggy style position. This gives you one middleman/woman, an inner circle, and an outer circle - for a total of 9 people in the party.
"Dude, nice Eiffel Tower the other night."

"Yea, but the 4 of us really need to try the Towerdactyl on Kim."
by tiltmoney2 March 1, 2010
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Shit Toleration Level

The level of shit you're willing to tolerate from a significant other.
Yo, beotch, your man has cheated on you so many times, where is your shit toleration level? Do you have one?
by Jackie007 May 1, 2011
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