testeclies

the greek god of nutsack

I am testeclies, God of nutsack hail me

by testeclies October 25, 2009

Taste {her} Breakfast.

A phrase used for eating booty.

Did you see that new porno Ass Blasters? That dude had his tongue so far up her ass I bet he could taste {her} breakfast.

by OG_Epimetheus August 2, 2021

pie taster

Generally regarded as a man, although some women also enjoy it as well, who takes pride, and gets tremendous enjoyment out of orally satisfying his woman. A truly good "pie taster" has an amazing ability with his tongue, lips, and yes, even his nose, to always satisfy a woman. To the "pie taster", the sweet taste and fragrance is only beat by the woman's reaction - physically and orally (as in moaning and groaning). Pure pleasure for both people, if done properly. A true "pie taster" causes his woman and himself as well to lose track of time - the only time limit is her ability to continue...

A true "pie taster" always dreams of a true cherry pie. Regardless of that fact or dream, he is always ready to enjoy any kind of pie - except maybe a “cowpie”, but you never know about that either.

by Panchoman Jr. January 28, 2007

no taste like stolen melon

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!

Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

by I, Wreckerrr July 9, 2021

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

by Zupalan January 9, 2019

taste of chaos

A mini and winter/spring version of the warped tour exept it's indoors. 2005 kicked off the first year of the tour with The Used, My Chemical Romance, Killswitch Engage, Senses Fail, A Static Lullaby, Underoath and many more. It includes acoustic stages as well. Very amazing concert.

The Taste of Chaos was the best 5 hours of my life.

by Susan March 9, 2005

testers

free street drug samples

New stash, line up for testers.

by Jim King December 17, 2004