tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.

by jane August 13, 2003

Tosser

Useless, pathetic, incapable of doing anything right

Tony Blair is a useless tosser

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

tusher

A generic Indian guy that has a corner store. Likes to watch kids steal from his store. Enjoys to call a Hispanic kid Lopez and kick him out of his store regularly. Wanted to live the American dream but failed miserably

Tusher Dey to the Mexican kid: " Lopez get out!!!!!!!!"

by Pakoloca April 2, 2017

topherface

the face one makes when they are tirelessly trying to convince you that they are right (about what, it does not matter).

"As he tried to explain why Dr. Drew is not a doctor, you should've seen him. "Classic" topherface."

by ProgPrincess December 19, 2009

Toshette

A female counterpart of comedian Daniel Tosh who is typically characterized by a crude/sarcastic sense of humor and quirky good looks (debatable) with a wardrobe consisting primarily of deep V's, cardigans, and tacky graphic t's.

Guy 1: That chick I met over at the bar is sooooo funny!

Guy 2: The one in the deep V and cardigan?!

Guy 1: Yeah, the awkwardly adorable one.

Guy 2: Ohhhh. Yeah, she's a total Toshette! Way to go man!

by toshette01 January 16, 2011

Cock Tosser

The opposite of a cock blocker. Replaces "wing woman". Person who encourages hookups.

If you ever go out on the town and need a hook up take my best friend. She is the best cock tosser and can find you the hottest person in the room to go home with you.

by Weekend Cowgirl June 2, 2015

fat tosser

An obese person who is a massive show off

You know that reece kid he’s a fat tosser

by Calwill November 27, 2017