tooz

a term used to describe being incredibly high in northern virginia

z= being high, weed

when you say you are tooz you are saying you are too "z"

dude i am so tooz right now

by NoVA user February 5, 2010

toonanni

An alternate word for the commonly used words for a man's genitailia such as, "wang" or "dick".

and brice patted the crotch of his pants just to be sure that his toonanni was still up and running.

And Brutus pulled out his toonanni and stroked it with great ease.

by Becky Slutter January 27, 2004

Tooba

Arabic name for a tree in Heaven.

Its in the damn Koran. Look it up. Bitches.

by Jenna December 5, 2003

Toorak

A wealthy blue chip suburb in Melbourne, Australia. Whilst often noted as the HQ of the city's fine upper class, it is really populated by the desperately nouveau riche, who spend big thinking they're buying a spot in high society, when in fact they should probably be buying in South Yarra or Canterbury. The term is applied to some hoe/bro who is trying to impress, but is totally off the mark.

'Brian just spent $500 on calibre shoes, but they look fucking cheap, the dude if so Toorak'

by Jimmys March 13, 2008

Toocan Sam

1-Toocan Sam: a very mangy bird that lives in the jungle, and leads innocent unsuspecting children into the jungle in search of sugary cereal...claiming that if you "follow his nose" that will in some way actually lead you to the god damn cereal; however, the only thing these kids ever get is bitten by thousands of jungle in insects and the occasional jungle lion....leaving them with no cereal, infectious wounds and a hatred of all things that fly.

2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:

* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine

Mixing instructions:

in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! that bird said to follow his nose to the cereal and now we're lost in the jungle and i'm scared and cold, so very cold.....i say it's time to eat the fat kid of the group or we'll never survive....DAMNNNN YOUU TOOCAN SAM!

I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.

by James March 6, 2004

toolass

someone with the capacity to annoy which deems them worthy of being both a "tool," or penis, and an ass.

D.J. was the biggest toolass, he thought he was the biggest punk ever but we knew better.

by Ms. Ruff March 4, 2004

Tooba

Tooba's are known for their mind games and foreplay. Good looking and extremely good in bed, they'll leave you with a broken heart. Also known as the Sexy Bitch of their era.

1. "Man, she was soo good in bed, I thought we had somethin in common!"
-- "That's Tooba for you."
2. "All there was were lies and cheating."
--"Told you, once a tooba always a Tooba."

by Jules456 February 4, 2010