Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

tooting powder

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.

"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."

by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009

toothing

When a girl uses her teeth during oral sex to the point where it causes pain to the recieving male.

Dude, I was with ______ last night and she was toothing!

by Ross Dolce May 5, 2005

Thotling

A young THOT.

I was left in charge of a thotling that didn't give me a moment's peace.

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Toodling

Taking your penis out five minutes into Netflix!

Rosie came over to watch a movie, and once Jumanji came on she noticed I was toodling!

by Dizzle Daz December 6, 2020

toogling

to play too much

eg: stop toogling on my phone

by tyraash October 4, 2021

Tooting

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.

Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"

by deshwahshier November 30, 2021